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Verbose tweet inspires linguistic laughter from Indians

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    14 August 2016
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It's the home of the Taj Mahal and the Agra Fort. The holy river Ganges rises there. The northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh is not short of a tourist or two.

But when Uttar Pradesh tourism board's official Twitter account, external published a tweet to promote the ancient city of Varanasi, a whole different form of attention was focused on the state.

It was this, now deleted tweet, that caused much merriment.

The unbeaten sagacious astuteness of Varanasi is no less than a figurine of rectitude for the peopleImage source, Twitter

How often does one see 'unbeaten', 'sagacious', 'astuteness', 'figurine' and 'rectitude' all in one sentence, let alone one tweet? And let's not forget 'seizure', 'quietude', 'engraved' and 'transcendent', in the accompanying image.

The person that composed the tweet, social media users surmised, may have had help. Some fans of the TV series Friends pointed out that there was a precedent for such overly loquacious communication. The episode where Joey composed a 'smart' sounding recommendation letter for Monica and Chandler, and replaced each word with a more pretentious equivalent from a thesaurus.

Friends tweetImage source, Twitter

Some wanted to play the UP tourism board at their own game.

The lexical luxuriance embodied in this tweet is a testament to the adroitness of the wordsmith who whittled it.Image source, Twitter
"A sophisticated rhetorician intoxicated by the exuberance of your own verbosity..." :)Image source, Twitter

Others fantasised scenarios where such a tweet may have come about. Perhaps it was a result of a marketing brainstorm?

Client: There's this misconception that people in UP can't speak English.... Agency: Say no more.Image source, Twitter

Or maybe the tweeter had a personal point to prove?

When you have just one attempt left to clear the English backlog examImage source, Twitter

But is all this point scoring just a little bit mean, vindictive, malevolent or even rancorous? A single innocent tweet demonstrating a wordsmith's linguistic dexterity never hurt anyone, right? It's not like UP's tourism board Twitter account has done this before or anything...

The divine arbor of #friendship makes life easier and better. Love thy pal relishing the #FriendshipDay.Image source, Twitter

Oh, er, never mind.

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