Big Brother contestants revealed EARLY

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A wannabe prime minister, a rapper and a model walk in to a house.

No, really, they do.

This isn't a joke. It's the line-up for Big Brother: Timebomb.

And we can reveal it now. Yes, you read that right. Now. BEFORE the show launch on Tuesday night.

Channel 5 have decided that this year we can get acquainted early. So let's. It would be rude not to:

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First up is Adjoa Mensah, a 22-year-old law student from Manchester whose first language is Dutch.

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Twins Amy and Sally Broadbent, 27, from Manchester. Amy is a nightclub hostess who claims to have dated a famous footballer and Sally is a personal trainer who spends £500 a month on beauty treatments.

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Chloe Wilburn, a 25-year-old office administrator from Doncaster.

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Cristian MJC, a 20-year-old London rapper and singer who also goes by the name Matthew Clarkson.

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Danny Wisker, 29, a demolition man from Margate who is friends with Ricci from fellow reality series Geordie Shore.

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Harriet Jackson, a 22-year-old Ukip voter and cafe worker from London.

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Jack McDermott, 23, a Plymouth Argyle fan and floor manager at a fast food outlet.

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Jade-Martina Lynch, a polyamorous (has multiple relationships at the same time) 24-year-old model from Dublin.

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Joel Williams, 19, the youngest councillor in Wales and dubbed a "wannabe prime minister" by the programme-makers.

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Kieran McLeod, 30, an ex-professional basketball player and radio host from Birmingham.

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Nick Henderson, an unemployed 19-year-old from Hertford.

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Sarah Greenwood, 24, a law student from Manchester.

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Simon Gross, a 46-year-old theatre company owner.

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Eileen Daly, 51, a former X Factor contestant from London.

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24-year-old model Aaron Frew is from Northampton.

This year the show's called Big Brother: Timebomb.

They won't say exactly why it's called that - but presumably if the contestants don't live up to expectations the big man will teleport in old ones.

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