Blethering Referendum: Who would get what in the divorce?
Comedian Sanjeev Kohli goes into his garage to think about the Scottish independence referendum.
He ponders what might happen if divorce was on the cards. Who would get what?
After deciding Scotland could get Morrissey and England could get Dougie Vipond he's told by Prof David Bell that there was no pre-nuptial agreement when the union was formed in 1707.
Much negotiation would have to go on before the final settlement was agreed, the Stirling University academic says.
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