Football transfers: Alternative view on Schweinsteiger, Begovic & Mr T
BBC Sport's Mike Armagon takes an irreverent look at some of the summer's most eye-catching transfer deals.
All the big names feature, with Bastian Schweinsteiger, Raheem Sterling and Glen Johnson all making an appearance.
Find out which goalkeeper has gone into semi-retirement, how Steve McClaren has been honing his latest accent and how on earth Mr. T has forced his way in.
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