'That didn't happen!' Crouch on nachos, romantic poetry & nearly killing Dirk Kuyt in Setting it Straight

Former England striker Peter Crouch busts internet rumours about him including that nachos story, writing romantic poetry (that should have remained private!) and nealry killing Dirk Kuyt in BBC Sport's Setting it Straight.

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