At this rate I'll be in street wailing 'They've turned the refs against us'published at 15:02 18 March
Mark Jardine
Fan writer

Imagine, if you will, an alternate universe. Down is up. Cats living with dogs. Mass hysteria.
In this dimension, Newton's laws are reversed; for every reaction, there is an equal action. Nails hit hammers, locks open keys.
Now that you've got your bearings in this richly-described dystopia, perhaps you can tell me why Toyosi Olusanya received a second yellow card from Grant Irvine at Fir Park on Saturday.
Righteous anger is all well and good, but there are only so many times Sportscene and KMI panel unanimity can be broadcast in your direction before it stops feeling vindicating - and starts feeling like your life is being filmed as the subject of some Truman Show rip-off.
Assuming that, at some point soon, we'll have the privilege of Willie Collum on YouTube letting us know it wasn't a yellow card or even a foul, I'm going to have to take steps to ensure I don't then march out into the street with an open cagoule and start telling all my neighbours they've turned the refs against us.
Talking about the rest of the game feels somewhat daft, but I'll soldier on in order to keep up appearances.
The Saints opened up a deserved two-goal lead, both from reasonable range at the feet of central midfielders, and finally looked to be forging a resounding victory over a side of similar fortunes this season.
Killian Phillips, in particular, can be very proud of his acrobatic effort. Already popular for his relentless pressing and physical commitment, his increasing goal contribution gives plenty of cause for optimism when his move turns permanent in the summer.
However, in an all too familiar pattern, the opposition were allowed back in almost instantly and that deficit was halved by a similarly impressive Callum Slattery strike before half-time. Slattery was given the freedom of Lanarkshire once again in the second half and the Buddies were clawed back to level terms, where the scoreline stayed.
Manager, players and fans alike have every right to complain about the second yellow for Olusanya.
A bit more introspection is probably required as to why a two-goal lead was surrendered and no points have been taken from a pair of eminently winnable games at Fir Park this season.
Mark Jardine can be found at Misery Hunters, external
