Cricketpublished at 17:18 British Summer Time 12 May 2015
Not bored of Kevin Pietersen yet? Really. You must be mad.
But actually, there's reason not to be, for BBC Sport's Tom Fordyce has written a brilliant feature which sums up the whole saga.
Here's a sample: "That Pietersen outflanked Strauss on Monday with that extraordinary innings at the Oval made you almost feel sympathetic. A glance at the watch. Five hours to go until the rendez-vous. Kevin's on 50-odd? No problem.
"Four hours. 100. Three hours. 200. Time to polish the shoes. What do you mean, he's scored a triple century?
"It was the equivalent of rehearsing your best break-up line only to get a text from the soon-to-be ex saying that they can't wait to see you, that they love you so much, and that they have been looking at some holiday brochures for the summer after next."
It's great stuff - you'll find it here.