Postpublished at 10:34 British Summer Time 9 June 2017
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Joey Barton for Sporting foreign secretary as I recall him dabbling in a bit of French.
Guy, Exeter
Build-up to international week, including Scotland v England
Latest news from football's summer transfer window
FT: Brazil 0-1 Argentina
French Open updates
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Libby Dawes
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Joey Barton for Sporting foreign secretary as I recall him dabbling in a bit of French.
Guy, Exeter
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Zac: Government in crisis? Only one man can save them now. Get Big Sam on the line asap.
The London Evening Standard, external also say, Brighton, Newcastle, Watford and Stoke are interested in signing England defender Kieran Gibbs although the Gunners could be forced to lower their £15m asking price.
Apologies for the terrible pun.
Anyway, according to the London Evening Standard,, external Arsenal are confident Spain defender Hector Bellerin, 22, will stay at the club despite reports he could move to Barcelona this summer.
So what's happening in today's Arsenal rumour mill....
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Prime Minister has to be Arsene Wenger. When it's election time he'd just say "Nah, I'm having another term!"
Nick Dowsett
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Darren Lissaman: Brian Clough for Prime Minister. Confident in his own ability, master tactician, a leader.
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Redxabi: Jose Mourinho as transport minister. Has anyone been able to park a bus better?
So far we have had some great suggestions for your sporting cabinet ministers...
Keep them coming in and we will publish the best ones.
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Ol' Lionel doesn't get a day's rest does he?
Both he and his team are facing the 'Auld Enemy' Brazil in... er... Melbourne in a few minutes.
The match kicks off at 11:00 BST and we will bring you regular updates.
Tottenham striker Harry Kane says he must start winning trophies if he is to ever have a hope of picking up the Ballon d'Or - the most prestigious prize for a player in world football.
Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo is a strong favourite to win his fifth title after helping his club achieve the La Liga and Champions League double.
"Who wouldn't want to win that big gold trophy? It's definitely something I aspire to do," Kane said.
"Doing that, you have to win the big tournaments, for club and country. Ronaldo won the Euros and the Champions League... Lionel Messi's in a similar situation.
"To do that, it isn't just individual, I think it's part of a team thing as well, winning team trophies. That's hopefully what we can do at Tottenham."
BBC Radio 5 live
Eleanor Oldroyd is joined by the Telegraph's chief football correspondent Jason Burt and Spanish football journalist Pete Jenson to discuss why Diego Costa says Antonio Conte has told him to leave Chelsea.
There's also discussion about Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s future, with the veteran Swede expected not to be at Manchester United next season.
If you like football and are on a bus/ train/ tube/ tram/ plane other form of transport where it is safe to use your phone, have a listen to this:
Athletics
While we are on the subject of athletics...
Britain's CJ Ujah won the 100m with a season's best time of 10.02 seconds at the Rome Diamond League on Thursday.
The 23-year-old edged out France's Jimmy Vicaut and American Ronnie Baker, who were both clocked at 10.05 seconds.
"My focus was to be free and run free," said Ujah, who is now looking forward to the World Athletics Championships in London in August.
"London is the main one. I hope I can do something special then."
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Martin: Sporting Education Minister, with an IQ in 150's, published children's author Frank Lampard.
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Roy Keane for Justice Secretary - he was a one man judge, jury and executioner.
Chris T London
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Ross Jacobs ☕️: Jack Wilshere for Health minister. Seems to know a lot about our hospitals...
*...sips tea...
Graham Norton
As if defeating Wladimir Klitschko wasn't tough enough, British world heavyweight champion Anthony Joshua will now be facing questions from the king of the talk show on Friday's The Graham Norton Show.
Tune in at 23:00 BST.
Trying to decide whether to stay in or go out tonight....?
I may have the answer for you.