Auf Wiedersehenpublished at 22:28 British Summer Time 28 April 2015
That you did Ash, and you're not wrong on your first point either - time for bed for all of us I feel.
Thanks for joining us though. We'll see you next time.
Lahm and Alonso miss target
Gotze has his penalty saved
Klopp's Dortmund win shootout 2-0
Dortmund into final on 30 May
Bielefeld & Wolfsburg play on Wednesday
Patrick Jennings
That you did Ash, and you're not wrong on your first point either - time for bed for all of us I feel.
Thanks for joining us though. We'll see you next time.
Ash Green: I think I need a lie down, because I swear I just saw Bayern miss four penalties in a shootout against Dortmund.
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One of you - and you will remain nameless for dignity's sake - tweeted in just before that farce began suggesting an all- German penalty shoot-out would only go one way.
Ruthless efficiently it was not though. A 2-0 win on penalteis? Back-to-back David Beckham-in-Portugal-esque slips?
Who could have asked for more?
Pure joy for Jurgen Klopp - his yellow cap is bouncing around in anticipation of what would be a great way to sign off his Dortmund career.
A German Cup final in Berlin on 30 May. Get the Deutsche Bahn tickets booked now lads.
Arminia Bielefeld play Wolfsburg tomorrow to decide who gets to stop them.
Did that really happen?
Hmm, maybe I'm seeing things. Keeper Manuel Neuer steps up and fires his effort against the crossbar.
Good dive from Manuel Neuer, diving to his right with a strong palm.
What is happening here? Keeper dives to his right. It is a decent height and well saved.
Low, precise, sends the keeper the wrong way. Clinical. That's more like it.
It is all just a little case of history repeating. Unbelieveable! Alonso also slips - and like Lahm smashes his effort wide of the target.
No problem here - the spot kick is smashed into the top corner.
David Beckham? Reckon so. Lahm slips and pumps his effort over the bar.
Off we go.
Both Klopp and Guardiola were going at it with both barrels there. Surely the two sides could hear each other it was so loud.
Anyone fancy taking a penalty against Manuel Neuer?
Pep Guardiola is barking out his orders to a Bayern huddle three-men deep while Jurgen Klopp holds court in the centre circle.
Marco Reus is getting more treatment for cramp.
What's German for pick your spot and don't change your mind?
Penalties to decide who reaches the German Cup final.
Honours even after 120 minutes.
Shouts for handball? Mitchell Weiser is penalised for use of his arm in the Dortmund box.
Relax, it's not a penalty. Free-kick.
Plenty more pens on there way for those who do like them.
Sighs of despair as Bayern centre-back Jerome Boateng blazes over from outside the box.
From there? Really? With one minute left?
Robert Lewandowski is back on and Mitchell Langerak claims a cross from right on top of him. He looks very sluggish indeed.
Three minutes of injury time to play.