Louis van Gaal on Marouane Fellaini's sending off: "It was unbelievably stupid because next season he starts in the stands."

We can criticise Hull's finishing all night, but Victor Valdes looks the part in the Manchester United goal, doesn't he?

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Newcastle's best and most frequent attacks came down the right through Moussa Sissoko, who was assisted by attacking full-back Daryl Janmaat. He set up striker Emmanuel Riviere in the opening minute and from then on had the beating of West Ham left-back Aaron Cresswell.

Hull scored 33 goals in 38 Premier League games this season.

That was more than Sunderland and Aston Villa (both 31) and Burnley (28) but they scored just five in their final 10 games.

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Manchester United have decided not to keep Radamel Falcao following the end of his season-long loan from Monaco.

The Colombian missed Sunday's 0-0 draw with Hull due to injury and scored just four goals in 29 appearances.

United did not take up a reported £43.2m option to buy the 29-year-old, who did not net in his final 13 games.

"Falcao is a top professional and a good human being," said Louis van Gaal. "On behalf of myself and everyone at the club I would like to wish him well for the future."

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You suspect Alan wasn't the only Geordie with similar allegiances today...

Suzanne Ramshaw: I'm just gonna enjoy the last MOTD of the league season and be grateful my beloved NUFC survived! Phew.

Matt Lewsley: Alan Shearer will have his Cheshire Cat grin on tonight then!

Logan Robson: Stoke vs Liverpool should be first, then Newcastle.

Jamie Warriar: Feel sorry for Hull and Brucie but they've had all season to dig themselves out, not just one game. But I'm also over the moon for Jonas. Deserved to bow out of Newcastle that way. To see him score and keep them up is a nice moment regardless of how they've played this season. Touching.

The theme tune has started, get yourself sat down...

Now the important part - when are your team on? No complaints from Villa and Burnley fans, please. After all, the former have an FA Cup final to look forward to and the latter... well, think of it as us prolonging your stay in the Premier League.

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The final @BBCMOTD of the season and @alanshearer and Danny Murphy are ready to shine....

We know that you know and you know that we know, so we might as well talk like grown ups. Besides, if you're still able to avoid the scores in this day and age, you're a better man than me.

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The main news of the day is that Hull have been relegated to the Championship, their goalless draw with Manchester United rendered moot by Newcastle's 2-0 victory over West Ham.

Elsewhere, Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard's farewell to the Premier League ended with a 6-1 skelping at the hands of Stoke and Arsenal warmed up for the FA Cup final by putting four past West Brom.

Champions Chelsea beat Sunderland 3-1, Leicester City battered five past relegated QPR, Manchester City brushed aside Southampton 2-0, Crystal Palace scored the only goal against Swansea, Tottenham won 1-0 at Everton and Burnley departed the top flight with a 1-0 win at Aston Villa.

First, the nuts and bolts. The programme starts at at 22:30 BST on BBC One (23:20 in Scotland, once Sportscene is finished) or you can follow it on this very page via the BBC Sport website or app. What a world we live in.

Might you, the coverage is for UK users only...

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Right, get the kettle on, look out your favourite biscuits and find a comfortable chair... the final Match of the Day of the season is coming up.

Plenty fans of Hull and Liverpool will be busy pretending that the events of today did not happen, understandably enough, but the rest of us can still revel in their misfortune over the next couple of hours.