Group A

Winner of Round One between American Samoa, Cook Islands, Samoa and Tonga

Papua New Guinea

New Caledonia

Tahiti

Group B

New Zealand

Vanuatu

Fiji

Solomon Islands

If you thought this draw was convulted today, remember it could have been - and has been - worse.

The draw for the 1982 World Cup suffered from a number of mishaps and technical problems.

With Sepp Blatter, now Fifa's president but then the governing body's general secretary, presiding over the draw in Madrid, there was confusion as several teams were drawn in the wrong groups, before the cages began to jam and break the balls inside.

Watch the video here.

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American Samoa, Cook Islands, Samoa and Tonga will contest an opening group. The winners of that join the seven other countries in two groups of four teams (which doubles as the OFC Nations Cup). 

The top three teams from each of those groups then go into two further groups of three. The winners of each group face off in the final, with the victor playing an intercontinental play-off. 

It's not for me to suggest this but they may have overcomplicated this a bit, but there's only 11 teams in the whole thing.

We're about seven minutes behind now. So the European one might be a bit after 17:30 BST now. Next up...

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Dream ticket:

Northern Ireland, Romania, Iceland, Faroe Islands, Moldova

Nightmare scenario:

Northern Ireland, Spain, France, Republic of Ireland, Belarus, Malta

Group A

Honduras

Mexico

Curacao/El Salvador

Canada/Belize

Group B

Panama

Costa Rica

Grenada/Haiti

Jamaica/Nicaragua

Group C

Trinidad & Tobago

USA

St Vincent & Grenadines/Aruba

Antigua & Barbuda/Guatemala

Some ballet now. The Borus Eifman Ballet apparently. I can't say I'm familiar with this one.

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Dream ticket:

Wales, Bosnia & Hercegovina, Albania, Faroe Islands, Moldova

Nightmare scenario:

Wales, France, Ukraine, Turkey, Cyprus, Georgia

Martin in York:  Is it just me or is there a distinctly Eurovision vibe to this draw?

They're now deciding who will be in the group that follows that round.

Curacao v El Salvador

Canada v Belize

Grenada v Haiti

Jamaica v Nicaragua

St Vincent and Grenadines v Aruba

Antigua and Barbuda v Guatemala

Dream ticket:

England, Iceland, Albania, Faroe Islands, Moldova, Andorra

Nightmare scenario:

England, Italy, Sweden, Turkey, Finland, Kazakhstan

Patrick Kluivert's Curacao are the first team out in Concacaf. They face El Salvador in round three.

Two-legged ties, played November 9/17:

Somalia/Niger v Cameroon

South Sudan/Mauritania v Tunisia

Gambia/Namibia v Guinea

Sao Tome e Principe/Ethiopia v Congo

Chad/Sierra Leone v Egypt

Comoros/Lesotho v Ghana

Djibouti/Swaziland v Nigeria

Eritrea/Botswana v Mali

Seychelles/Burundi v Congo DR

Liberia/Guinea-Bissau v Ivory Coast

Central African Republic/Madagascar v Senegal

Mauritius/Kenya v Cape Verde

Tanzania/Malawi v Algeria

Sudan v Zambia

Libya v Rwanda

Morocco v Equatorial Guinea

Mozambique v Gabon

Benin v Burkina Faso

Togo v Uganda

Angola v South Africa      

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Qualifiers in North America have already started with two rounds completed. The 10 teams who have come through that, as well as Jamaica and Haiti, will be drawn in two-legged encounters. 

After that the bigger teams will come in for two more rounds of group stages. Three teams qualify automatically from the final 'Hexagonal' group with a fourth entering the intercontinental play-offs.

Ties to be played between October 5 & 13

Somalia v Niger

South Sudan v Mauritania

Gambia v Namibia

Sao Tome e Principe v Ethiopia

Chad v Sierra Leone 

Comoros v Lesotho

Dijibouti v Swaziland

Eritrea v Botswana

Seychelles v Burundi

Liberia v Guinea-Bissau

Central African Republic v Madagascar

Mauritius v Kenya

Tanzania v Malawi

The winners of each tie progress to round two.