There may be plenty of people glad they didn't go to Vicarage Road for today's game on the evident so far, but there's also lots of you keeping tabs from far and wide....

Anthony Wilkey: On the stunning Ilha de Tavira beach in the Algarve willing Ighalo to keep his good run going. 

Edward Hamilton: Tuning in from Biarritz to listen to the Eagles. Going for 2-1 to Palace, Gayle to score! COYP!

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Goalmouth action at last as some youngsters have a penalty shootout out on the pitch. A classic in the half-time entertainment world. 

Mildly better than a man trying to chip the ball into a shed, or zorbing, not quite as good as a falconry display I witnessed at Notts County on Boxing Day 1998.

Not a lot of goalmouth action so far - what have you made of it?

Neil Leverett: Watford yet to concede a goal at vicarage Road in their return to the prem in 315 mins. Disciplined.

The Sweeper Keeper: The ball seems to have spent a great deal of time out of play.

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I've quite literally never agreed with Aidy Boothroyd more. We haven't seen anywhere near enough goalmouth action.

Pards, Quique - have a word please.

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Aidy Boothroyd
Former Watford boss on Radio 5 live sports extra

"Crystal Palace in particular will be saying let's get down the left and get at Allan Nyom more, encourage more width.

"For Watford they can move the ball a bit faster and get into attacking areas quicker, and keep Troy Deeney central. We haven’t seen enough goal mouth action.”

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Watford remain the only team not to concede a first-half goal in the Premier League this season. Can either side craft a goal after the break?

Aidy Boothroyd
Former Watford boss on Radio 5 live sports extra

"There's been two really good chances, for Watford a cross from the left and for Palace a terrific free-kick Hangeland's got his head to and Gomes made the save. I think at half-time that's a fair result and the referee has done very well."

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Super Sunday? Not yet. 

Here we go then, this is it! Odion Ighalo is fouled by Brede Hangeland, 25 yards out. Bang central. Curl this in...?

Decent effort from Ikechi Anya but it hits the top of the wall and flicks away.

Aidy Boothroyd
Former Watford boss on Radio 5 live sports extra

“Great move down the Watford left-hand side there. Best chance for Watford that, really good movement down the left and side, got in to a good crossing area and Hangeland made an important interception.”

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Crystal Palace are pumping in the crosses - they've delivered 11 from open play so far. That's more than Arsenal (8), Liverpool (10) and Tottenham (9) managed in 90 minutes yesterday. And those three scored 12 goals between them.

Ikechi Anya gets on his bike to attack down the Watford left but Brede Hangeland is able to extend a go-go-gadget leg and hook his cross away from the waiting Troy Deeney.

Are we going to get a goal before half-time? Doesn't look like it. 

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I can't help but feel that you're not making the most of Florida Steve.

A booking now as Almen Abdi trips Yannick Bolasie. Good ironic, if factually correct, use of the well-known chant labelling Watford as 'ill-disciplined northern scoundrels.'

Or similar.

Yohan Cabaye's free-kick zips through the goalmouth. 

Aham Ebogu: Rooting for Ighalo to get the goals all the way from Lagos Nigeria.

Steve Smith: Listening to Radio 5 Live, from Port St Lucie, South Florida - come on, you 'orns!!

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Yannick Bolasie into space, his cross is easily cut out. I hesitate to use the word 'poor' but this game is not really kicking into gear.

Raise it please.

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Aidy Boothroyd
Former Watford boss on Radio 5 live sports extra

“Sako, Puncheon, Gayle and Bolasie have got that horrible thing where as a defender you want to tackle them, but you know they’ll poke it past you because their feet are that quick. I’m sure they win more free-kicks than a lot of Premier League teams.”

It transpires that Yohan Cabaye WAS NOT BOOKED for that challenge a few moments ago. My apologies. Palace now win a corner, can they fashion a chance?

No. Over hit and out of play. 

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Troy Deeney does well to beat Scott Dann to a cross from the right but he can't generate the required power or accuracy on the header. The fans have mirrored the action on the pitch now, going a bit quiet. 

RIP Sox. RIP.

Yohan Cabaye is in the book for a clumsy challenge in midfield, the game is in a lull.

And it's a belter...