You know it's been a slow game when an unused sub chucking his bib may well be the highlight...

Ruben Loftus-Cheek replaces Pedro to kill a bit of time, that's Chelsea's final sub and Diego Costa chucks his bib towards Jose Mourinho! Not happy. 

There are FOUR minutes added on...

Martin Smith: If you sack me Roman, I'm taking my ball with me.

Dave Prince: I can't catch a break. Let's see if I can catch this ball ..... Oops!

Peter Campbell: He's done it! José has caught the golden snitch!

Cliff Brown: They say I don't have a magnetic personality anymore huh? Well look, LOOK!

Chelsea do make a change but it's not Diego Costa coming on but Kenedy - he is on instead of Willian. 

One shot each in this half. Harry Kane tries an overhead kick but misses the ball. Petering out to a 0-0. 

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Five minutes left. Diego Costa continues to warm-up.

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Chris Warren: If I can't win, then I'm taking my ball back

Sheldon W. Serrao: Mourinho to the Magic 8 Ball: "Will I lose my job before Christmas? *shake* ... Ask again later??

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You put a lot of thought into that one Mathew, good to see.

Back on the pitch Chelsea keep the ball alive and Pedro's cross is a good one - but Toby Alderweireld heads clear.

Mathew Penistone: Ahhh a ball. My circus could use one of these for Deluded and Paranoid, our ball juggling seals.

Mark Bates: If I keep this we can't concede.

Donald: Wonder if I can increase my team's possession stats by holding on to this ball a little longer.

In a 30-second spell which rather sums up the Premier League at the moment, a defensive error lets Chelsea in but Eden Hazard and Oscar don't quite have the skill or the composure to capitalise and Spurs recover, before giving the ball away again.

Pedro fires over to ironic cheers.

If you'd prefer build-up to West Ham v West Brom (14:05 GMT) I won't blame you. You can follow that one here.

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Robert Kovacs: Use the force Jose.

Stewart Craig: "Precious, my precious"

Elliot: If you can't score with your feet, try using your hands...'

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Fresh legs needed, and Spurs send on Clinton Njie for Son Heung-min. Can he revitalise this one?

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Marsh: After a terrible start to the season the "Special One" resorts to his former career as a magician at kids parties.

Declan cairns: Hope Eden doesn't kick me when I catch this.

ciaran poole: After his management career started stalling, Jose turns to volleyball.

Eden Hazard had Chelsea's first effort on target in the 68th minute - but they had to wait 70 to have one against Manchester City in August. Will they have another? Will either side have another? Both teams playing like sides who had long midweek trips now. Ponderous. 

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Alex Percival: Watch this! This is why I could let Cech go!

Greg Henderson: Look, I am so Special I can levitate footballs.

Andrew Priestley: I wonder if I can hold onto this ball for longer than I can hold onto my job?

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Ooooh but there we go! Cracking save from Hugo Lloris! Eden Hazard arriving on a deep left-wing cross, almost Van Basten style, hits a volley low and hard and Lloris reacts superbly to push it around the post. 

Good luck to any of our friends in the media who have been commissioned to write a 'five things we learned' from this game...

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The first half was a good nil-nil, this is just a nil-nil.

Chelsea do have a presentable counter-attack on the cards but Willian's ball from right to centre is undercooked and Pedro can't gather it in.

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