Joe Armstrong: Honestly, imagine buying Pascal Gross and making him your captain in fantasy football only for him to go and miss his penalty. How inconsiderate.

Half an hour gone and a grand total of ZERO goals in our 15:00 BST games so far.

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Bar a few long range efforts, there is absolutely nothing going on at Goodison Park.

Yet to have a shot on target from either side.

Bournemouth have been pushed back but create the best chance of the afternoon.

Full-back Diego Rico, making his league debut, bombs down the flank and curls in a perfect cross for Callum Wilson, eight yards out and free, but the Bournemouth strikes scuffs a shot wide.

A big let-off for the home side.

Wolves are playing like the London Stadium is there own, while the actual home side West Ham have been disappointing.

Felipe Anderson not looking worth the £36m they paid for him at the moment, but he is not alone in under performing.

Paul Ince
Former England midfielder on Final Score

It was the kind of penalty where if the keeper dived the right way he was going to save it and he did.

Someone like Glenn Murray, almost 35-years-old using all his to win that penalty, Luciano Vietto has to stay on his feet, Murray felt the contact and went down.

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Over at Stamford Bridge, Bournemouth are holding their own in the face of relentless Chelsea pressure.

Wayne Hennessey tips Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg's long-range effort over the bar.

From the resulting corner, Fulham goalkeeper Marcus Bettinelli is obviously on a high after saving the penalty but gets nowhere near the ball as he comes off his line and Brighton striker Glenn Murray flicks a header wide.

Pascal Gross slotted in against Manchester United last weekend and has a good record from the spot, but sees his effort palmed out brilliantly by Marcus Bettinelli's full length dive.

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Awful challenge by Luciano Vietto, nowhere near the ball and tripping Glenn Murray in the box.

Spot-kick awarded.

Adam Lenges: Interesting to see Calvert-Lewin start in Richarlison's absence... Expect the play to go over the right side, with coleman and Walcott whipping balls in for the two natural number nines in Tosun and Calvert-Lewin.

Chelsea are playing some absolutely delightful football on the edge of the box.

Willian skins a defender then scoops an outside-of-the-boot pass to Eden Hazard, who backflicks a first-time pass to N'Golo Kante.

Eventually, the move reaches Jorginho, but the former Napoli man shoots wide.

Kolo Jesse: Kante makes a mistake in midfield, tracks back past every other defender to block a shot at goal! He never fades!

Dom: Morata puts the ball in the net for once, and it's disallowed. Just his luck. It never rains...

Almost an opener at Selhurst Park, but Mamadou Sakho blocks Shane Long's shot from close range.

Marcos Alonso is the man who wins the discussion, but curls his free-kick into the Bournemouth wall.

A booking for Dan Gosling after a cynical trip on Eden Hazard, with the Belgian bearing down on goal.

Chelsea have a free-kick on the edge of the box.

David Luiz, Willian and Marcos Alonso are standing over it, who will take charge?

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Chelsea defender Antonio Rudiger has had enough.

He gallops forward and sees the pitch open up, but smashes a horrible 30 yards shot into Row Z.

Fulham striker Aleksandar Mitrovic has already bagged three this season, another would take him top of the scoring charts.

The Serbia international arcs his neck to meet Luciano Vietto's cross, but cannot direct his header on target.

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Stephen Warnock
Ex-Liverpool defender on Final Score

Alvaro Morata was another to speak against the system last season. He seems happier now, he wants to play a different style and says this one will suit him. So he has to back that up.

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