Shot young man!

No lack of confidence from Jeremy Ngakia, who comes forwards from right back, chops on to his left foot and cannons a 25-yarder into the midriff of Rui Patricio.

That's the hosts' first shot on target.

And they're off!

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Here come the teams again, fire up the bubble machine.

Adama Traore is on the bench, get him on!

Even half-time is dragging at this game.

Let's keep the faith, fellow neutrals.

3-3 this at full-time.

Paul, you've nailed it if those tweets just below are anything to go by.

Paul Parker
Ex-QPR and Manchester United defender on BBC Radio London

I'd like to think if the West Ham fans were here it might have made a difference. I think the players would have pulled their heads out of the grass and tried to play football.

They are not here, they are watching at home and mostly raging and questioning certain individuals about whether or not they are bothered.

Mark: West Ham fans should be glad they can't go to the stadium to watch that garbage.

A: West Ham are a joke they don’t even look bothered especially Anderson. Now I see why he was linked with so many top teams but a move never materialised

Welsh Dragon 71: The return of the Premier League has been underwhelming! Definitely NOT the best league in the world!

Since the Premier League returned on Wednesday, the seven games in the competition have seen just two goals scored in the first halves, with West Ham v Wolves the fifth of those seven to be goalless at the break.

Come on lads.

Yep, just 40 minutes until our live page for a live Premier League game on the BBC kicks off.

Will you be tuning in? Live football in 1947 would have been very cutting edge.

Someone would still have complained that Casualty wasn't on.

Matt Jarvis' testimonial is going well.

Half-time!

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Lovely cross from Jeremy Ngakia, bent in superbly from the right but a Wolves defender just about gets a touch on it to clear.

I take it back Terry.

It's, err, it's not that bad Terry. But it's not a lot better. Four televised matches back to back is a lot for anyone to take as BBC One may find out a bit later.

At least Wolves look a threat, Raul Jimenez should have gone full Benzema on a ball chipped in from thr gith but he decides to chest it down instead.

Terry Lambert: This is just about as awful as football gets.

Diogo Jota again, he's free every time. He tees up Raul Jimenez whose shot is blocked at source.

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Sure that comment will go down fine - anyway, here's Diogo Jota squirming into the box and getting a shot off. Well held by Lukasz Fabianski.

I'm sure they had their reasons and they probably had to, but what will history show to be a worse move - West Ham leaving Upton Park or Arsenal leaving Highbury?

Neither club has been the same has it?

Michail Antonio forages strongly down the right and puts in a cross which is well cleared. Wolves counter and Diogo Jota is close to feeding Raul Jimenez in on goal.

What a good player and, after being on a Zoom call with him during lockdown, what a nice chap.

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Garth is back this weekend by the way. Good news incoming for Craig Dawson.