Who's playing? Oh it's Real Betis v Real Madrid.

(I did know that)

Hello and welcome to live text commentary of this game. I have spent the entire day trying to deal with insurance issues because of a drip coming through my kitchen ceiling. Half of my kitchen ceiling is on the floor, some of the upstairs hallway floor has been broken and the problem hasn't been fixed. Oh and the heating doesn't work.

In short I've done no research for this one.