Postpublished at 11:54 Greenwich Mean Time 21 January 2015
Tim Smyczek wouldn't bat an eyelid if Rafael Nadal pulled on roller-skates and replaced his usual racquet with one double the size.
The American looks totally unfazed by the situation and serves out to love with a thumping ace.
This is the bit where he is supposed to fold and we all congratulate him on a fight well fought.
This bit doesn't look like it is in Smyczek's script.