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BBC Radio Cumbria's Furness reporter Neil Smith is at the count in Barrow
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Prof John Curtice says Darlington was meant to be the seat that "told us Theresa May was heading for a landslide, and instead Labour has held it".
More broadly, it looks as though Conservative vote has advanced most in places that voted Leave in the EU referendum, which tend to be places with a high UKIP vote, while Labour has advanced in areas where there was a low UKIP vote.
Labour's chief whip Nick Brown holds Newcastle East
Conservatives keep Carlisle with a win for John Stevenson.
There is going to be a recount in Stockton South.
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Labour have held Stockton North - Alex Cunningham has kept his seat.
Labour have retained Jarrow.
Both UKIP and the Liberal Democrats in Workington didn't poll enough votes to keep the £500 they paid to stand for election.
UKIP's share of the vote is down by nearly 16%.
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Laura Kuenssberg
BBC political editor
Labour holds Darlington - crucial seat for Tories if they were looking at a chunky majority
Labour retain South Shields with an increased share of the vote for Emma Lewell-Buck.
Professor John Curtice
Polling expert
The exit poll expected a 2% swing to Labour but in practice there's a 1% swing to the Conservatives.
So another northern seat where the Conservatives do rather better than the exit poll identified.
Labour's Jenny Chapman has retained Darlington.
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Here's the moment a few moments ago when it was announced that Labour's Shadow Environment Secretary Sue Hayman had held Workington.