Money, Muppets & Mourinho - Alternative transfer news

BBC Sport's Mike Armagon takes an irreverent look at some of the transfer stories making the headlines this summer.

Is Manchester United and Real Madrid's "marriage of convenience" heading for the rocks? Where will Everton's John Stones end up this season? And will Jose Mourinho and Arsene Wenger ever bury the hatchet?

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