Welcome to Monday Night Footballpublished at 19:25 British Summer Time 16 September
Birmingham City v Wrexham (20:00 BST)
If noted time-traveller Marty McFly had accidentally tapped Small Heath, 19:25 BST, 16 September, 2024 into his DeLorean back in 1985 and found himself screeching to a halt on the Coventry Road, even he wouldn't believe what he was seeing.
The West Midlands is the centre of the football world tonight, and that isn't because Redditch United are welcoming Shifnal Town in an FA Cup Second Qualifying Round replay, with all due respect to those teams.
No, Birmingham v Wrexham, the fifth ever league meeting of these two clubs, all of them in the third tier of English football, is, literally, the biggest game on the planet.
Blues, backed by NFL legend Tom Brady, host the Red Dragons, co-owned by Hollywood star Ryan Reynolds and TV Rob McElhenney.
Not only is it a St Andrew's at Knighthead Park sell-out, it's also the hottest ticket in town for celebrities from both sides of the pond.
So get your bingo card ready... not even Hollywood could come up with a script like this...