Goodbyepublished at 14:49 BST 2 September
See, it was all harmonious after all...
We're making a dart now but don't dash off because you can catch up with all the big talking points from today below.
- A busy day at Manchester City as they announced the departure of goalkeeper Ederson to Fenerbahce on a permanent deal, while welcoming new shot-stopper Gianluigi Donnarumma to the club on a five-year deal.
- City also saw defender Manuel Akanji leave the club on a season-long loan to Serie A side Inter Milan
- Brighton midfielder Matt O'Riley joined Ligue 1 side Marseille on a season-long loan while Fulham completed the signing of midfielder Jonah Kusi-Asare on a season-long loan deal from Bundesliga champions Bayern Munich
- Grimsby Town fined for fielding an ineligible player in their penalty shootout victory against Manchester United
- And Ruben Loftus-Cheek is set for an England recall for September's World Cup qualifiers
We'll be back bright and early tomorrow for some more live text shenanigans.
See you then.