Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Lord's

Matthew Wade is having throwdowns on the outfield during tea. It's like club cricket.

I mean, as someone who is from Barnsley, I find that incredibly offensive.

We've got a statue of Dickie Bird! What more do you want from a place?!

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Shinpad: I'd rather visit Barnsley than have to face Jofra Archer.

Jim Maxwell
BBC Test Match Special

Don't go too far - the game is not over, folks. Australia are a bit wobbly.

Cheers, JL.

Jofra Archer's a bit special, isn't he?

The best we can do here is a cup of tea but I'll have that now. Fair play to Bancroft and Labuschagne, that was brutal Test cricket again but they held on. How much longer can they survive? There are 35 overs for England to take the eight wickets, over to Amy Lofthouse to see if they can do it.

Phil Tufnell
Ex-England spinner on BBC Test Match Special

It's heading for the draw - one more wicket there would have been nice. Cameron Bancroft has played pretty well. He's faced Jofra down and he'll go and have a cup of tea and a bit of a rub down. But then, so will Jofra Archer...

Anonymous: I'd rather... Hand feed a T Rex.

Jonny Lipsham Studio: Rather provoke a hungry lion with a steak strapped to my trousers than face Archer.

James McCann: I would rather play against a Tim Paine XI on 15 grounds of his choice than face Jofra Archer.

Jim Maxwell
BBC Test Match Special

That flew! He just got his head out of the line of that. A snorter that went flashing past him. That was quick.

It's these bouncers from the Pavilion End, they arrow back into the right-handers like something evil from a computer game. Somehow Bancroft survives and that will be tea. There will be 35 overs remaining in the final session, which will begin at 17:00.

Phil Tufnell
Ex-England spinner on BBC Test Match Special

Archer is awkward. I haven't seen it for a while in Test match cricket - you have to be brave against this. That West Indies side, those great four fast bowlers, it wasn't just about technique, it was about having the ticker.

Having worn another one on the glove, the spirited Labuschagne gets off the mark and exhales notably.

Jarleth Eaton: I’d rather be stood up on a plane during major turbulence than face an over from Jofra Archer. Less chance of injury.

Paul McKenzie: I'd rather be locked in a room with Geoffrey Boycott discussing his batting career than face Jofra Archer.

Gemma: Swim with a great white shark.

Jim Maxwell
BBC Test Match Special

That was like watching Derek Underwood! That fizzed through! Jonny Bairstow made a pretty good take in the end.

Some spin from Jack Leach and he fizzes one through out of the rough from over the wicket that Bairstow takes above his head. Danger for the batsmen even from the spinners. One more over before tea and no prizes for guessing who is going to bowl it.

Andrew Samson
BBC Test Match Special statistician

There are more South Africa-born players in the Australia squad than England's - Jason Roy was born there, as was Marnus Labuschagne and Michael Neser.

Piers C-T: Chris Jordan deserves a knighthood, or SPOTY, one of the two!

Aus 42-2published at 11 overs

11 overs

Archer 2-13

Archer strikes again, nipping one back to clatter into the bread basket of Bancroft, who tries to look nonchalant as he chews his gum. He will be anxiously looking at the clock and there are still six minutes before the sanctuary of the tea interval. Archer at 91mph.

Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Lord's

A Barmy Army song has broken out. Very un-Lord's.

Ollie Randall: Not much in it, but I'd rather get a pint with Warner than face Jofra Archer.

Stuart Mitchell: I would rather be force fed Brussels sprouts for the rest of my life than face Jofra Archer.

Tom in Devon: Try to kill a tiger armed only with a biro.