Postpublished at 11:20 Greenwich Mean Time 18 December 2021
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent on BBC Test Match Special
Can England beat Australia? It's not possible if they bat the way they have done today.
Australia close day three on 45-1, leading by 282
England slump from 150-2 to 236 all out
Australia opt not to enforce follow-on
Malan (80) & Root (62) play well but their wickets lead to yet another collapse
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Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent on BBC Test Match Special
Can England beat Australia? It's not possible if they bat the way they have done today.
Michael Neser is sent in as nightwatchman with around three overs to negotiate.
Another Chris Woakes maiden drifts by.
Warner run out (Broad) 13 (Aus 41-1)
Stuart Broad does get rid of David Warner, but not in the way you'd expect.
Both batters at the same end is never a good look. Warner sets off for a quick single, Harris is not interested at all and Broad swoops in from point to do the rest, with some assistance from keeper Jos Buttler.
Joe Root is on and immediately finds a bit of awkward bounce as it rears up and hits Warner on the shoulder.
Somewhere in the dressing room, Jack Leach sighs "maybe next time" to himself.
One bright spark from England's middle order batting was Ben Stokes having a bit of fun.
He gave us a glimpse of Headingley 2019 with this one. Sadly it didn't quite end the same way.
A rare sight as Chris Woakes beats Harris' outside edge, completing another maiden.
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A lack of talent is one thing. Failing to execute simple skills another entirely. Dropped catches, over throws, no-balls? What does the coach actually do?
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Here is the closest England have come to getting a wicket so far.
Lead by 277
Ollie Robinson completes a maiden but Marcus Harris gets through it with ease.
A bunch of Australia fans are throwing an inflatable ball around in the stands, like a game of long-range volleyball. They seem to be enjoying themselves considerably more than the England supporters, unsurprisingly.
Australia still batting comfortably. England's bowlers still not offering much.
And repeat.
Simon Mann
BBC Test Match Special
Jos Buttler has had a bit of a Rory Burns game.
Another over passes without much to report.
Keep thinking of how hopeful I was after my first live texting stint this morning when Root and Malan had batted for the entirety of it. So youthful and full of hope.
Yes, I'm implying that these last two sessions have aged me. Considerably.
Lead by 271
Chris Woakes gifts Harris some width outside off stump and he capitalises by crunching it for four.
Woakes' difficult game with the ball continues.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent on BBC Test Match Special
Well, yes. Or eight.
Glenn McGrath
Ex-Australia bowler on BBC Test Match Special
England would love a wicket here, wouldn't they?
Marcus Harris flicks one away to the boundary for four as Robinson drifts too straight.
Robinson replies by pinning him on the front pad but it's given not out and they opt not to review - it did look rather high. The first real sign of discomfort from either of these batters.
The only England bowler with an element of difference, Ollie Robinson, replaces Broad.
Jim Maxwell
BBC Test Match Special
What is Woakes doing in this team? I thought he was mediocre in Brisbane and much the same here.
Glenn McGrath
Ex-Australia bowler on BBC Test Match Special
I would have played Mark Wood. Without him, Stokes had to be the enforcer. He's a guy that you don't want to go down with an injury.
Lead by 254
Broad and Anderson are bowling accurately but without any of the spark that Australia's seamers, Starc in particular, were able to offer.