Dr Mark Bonar appears to have a Twitter account.

Let's just say if I was sports star looking to gain a pharmaceutical edge, I'm not sure it would inspire confidence.

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Never mind the back pages, the big sports story of the day so far is front and centre of the Sunday Times.

The newspaper says it has secretly filmed Mark Bonar - a London-based private doctor - claiming that he has prescribed performance-enhancing drugs such as EPO, steroids and human growth hormone to 150 elite sports professionals from the UK and abroad over the past six years.

He claims his clients include Leicester, Arsenal and Chelsea footballers, as well as an England cricket international, British cyclist and tennis players.

As Oxford and Barnsley head to Wembley for the Johnstone's Paint Trophy final today, we are after your tales of performing on the big stage.

Matthew Smith on Twitter: Once chopped Ally McCoist in half on the hallowed turf of Hampden during a media tournament. He went on to score a hat-trick.

Tom Jane-Taylor, London , via text: Penalty shoot-out competition at the Amex to promote our University Varsity game. Up first, I scuffed my shot and the keeper made the save. Seeing the video on YouTube after was fun...  

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And here is Real Madrid's post-match team selfie from the dressing room.

They happen to have caught Cristiano Ronaldo stripped down to his grundies and tensing so hard he risks popping a hernia.

What are the chances?

And the result got slightly different write-ups in the Spanish press.

Madrid-based Marca splashed with a gleeful Ronnie...

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...while Barcelona sports paper Sport focused on the pre-match commemoration of Johan Cruyff's life and relegated the scoreline to the bottom of the front page.

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And, Cristiano Ronaldo apart, how did the Premier League old boys get on?

Well, Gareth Bale had "maybe his best game for Real", while Luis Suarez "had a night to forget".

Luka Modric did what Luka Modric does "performing tidily".

Read the rest of Andy West's player ratings from the Nou Camp.

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It may not have quite been at the level of Barcelona's 4-3 win in an epic March 2014 meeting, but last night's Clasico was intoxicating stuff.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored an 85th-minute winner to give 10-man Real a 2-1 win in the Nou Camp and keep alive his side's faint title hopes.

Barcelona remain six points clear of Atletico Madrid at the top of La Liga.

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Sad news from Italy this morning.

Former AC Milan defender and Italy coach Cesare Maldini, father of the great Paulo, has died at the age of 84.

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As Barnsley and Oxford head for the great arch of Wembley, we are asking when you and your team got to play on the biggest stage.

Perhaps as a nipper your under-sevens team played a curtain-raiser at a Premier League pre-season friendly.

Perhaps you were invited on the pitch for a half-time penalty shoot-out lark about.

Let us know via #bbcfootball, external on Twitter, the BBC Sport Facebook page, external or 81111 on text.

And if the thought of your greatest sporting day has inspired you to dust off the boots from the back of the garage, then check out our Get Inspired section for sporting goings-on near you.

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Premier League, Shmemier League. Or something.

Every game may be a metaphorical cup final for Leicester for the rest of this season, but Oxford and Barnsley are contesting the day's only real one.

The Johnstone's Paint Trophy final kicks off at 14:30 BST with the League One Tykes favourites to leave Wembley with a new piece of tableware.

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We are stuffed to Row Z with football coverage today.

Match of the Day 2 Extra sets sail at 12:15 BST on BBC Two with all the best reaction to Saturday's action and anticipation for Sunday's.

BBC Radio 5 live will have updates from the King Power before launching into live commentary of Manchester United v Everton.

Then 606 with your calls before MOTD2 at 22:30 BST on BBC One in England, 23:25 in Scotland, after Sportscene at 22:30.

Get it all right here.

Louis van Gaal is trying to steer Manchester United's tanker into a Champions League berth for next season.

Whether he does or not may well decide whether he gets to see out the final season of the three-year deal he signed at Old Trafford in 2014

A win today at home to Everton and they will be just a point off free-wheeling neighbours Manchester City.

Mark Lawrenson
Former Liverpool defender on BBC Radio 5 live

"Everyone is looking at Leicester as though they are going to crash. They're not.

"I thought when they went a few points clear a few weeks ago and played Norwich at home, 'this will tell'. They beat them and Leicester have taken 10pts from the next four games.

"It totally convinced me they are going to win it."

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By the end of today, Leicester's points lead at the top of the Premier League could be more than the number of games left to play.

If they beat Southampton at home they will seven points clear of second-placed Tottenham and 11 ahead of Arsenal.

Never mind one hand on the trophy, they would just about have it in a headlock with three points. 

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"The correct pronunciation is Less-ter."

Leicester's rise from 5000-1 outsiders to Premier League champions-in-waiting is now the talk of water coolers around the world. 

This week the Wall Street Journal educated the business big wigs of America on how to sound like they know what they are talking about., external

If Claudio Ranieri's happy band win today at Southampton, we are all going to get a lot more practice.