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It is all over. West Ham have won their first league game in seven.

Blow those bubbles Hammers fans,

Patrick Bamford comes on but only after he was told to strap his ankles with yellow tape because they were strapped with white.

Yeah, I know!!!

Sub Andre Ayew goes agonisingly close to scoring the second.

He does a rugby-like chip and run into the area but his angled shot drifts just wide of Tom Heaton's far post.

There are five minutes of it.

Fancy it Burnley?

Havard Nordtveit comes on for scored-from-the-rebound-after-the-penalty-was-saved Mark Noble.

Burnley have a free-kick. Mixer time again. No Andy Carroll to help out the defence.

The ball comes is curled in but Darren Randolph collects - no he spills... drama. But then he collects. Ahhh..

It was a foul anyway. 

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Andy Carroll is off and Ashley Fletcher is on.

The big man was brilliant in his first start since August - the Burnley centre-backs can relax.

George Boyd comes off and Ashley Barnes is on.

Fantastic one-hander from keeper Darren Randolph.

He dives low to his left to keep out Scott Arfield's effort.

Excellent reflexes.

Will the Hammers hold on - just over 15 of 'the normal' left.

Burnley. Free-kick. 22 yards.

Man down latest: Before I forget, Ben Mee went into the book for a foul on Andy Carroll. Booking.

Then Mee hit the ground after a challenge by Carroll.

Meanwhile, Hammers attacking midfielder (?) Andre Ayew comes on for Manuel Lanzini, which gives Carroll the chance to sort out his hair.

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Sam Vokes will not want to watch this again.

Scott Arfield is played into the area - Darren Randolph manages to get a hand to his angled shot. The ball flicks up in the air off a West Ham player and meets the head of Vokes who heads over from eight yards. 

On target and it would have been 1-1.

Burnley are so, so much better in this half - West Ham are so much worse.

West Ham win a corner and Andy Carroll, naturally, gets a head to it but his effort goes straight to keeper Tom Heaton.

Now this was close.

A Burnley free-kick is dinked to the far post - Ben Mee heads the ball into the six-yard area and Aaron Cresswell manages to clear before Sam Vokes can convert. Vital.

Man down latest: Dimitri Payet (under the challenge of Dean Marney) and Darren Randolph (requiring treatment after colliding with his own player Winston Reid).

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OOOH! 

So, the free-kick is floated in and Sam Vokes, with his back to goal, improvises and flicks the ball with the side of his boot which drifts what seems inches past Darren Randolph's right-hand post.

On replay, it was actually further away than I initially thought.

I'll downgrade that to a lower case "oooh!".

Burnley have a free-kick from about 50 yards out - in the mixer, methinks.

Interesting.

Burnley are very much on the front foot after the break. Admittedly, being on the back foot would not have helped their cause.

We are back under way. 

Fair.