Rooney's flick the last goal at White Hart Lane
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Divock Origi
A shambles of a goal.
If I described West Ham's defending as Sunday League standard I'd get tweets of fury from amateur players up and down the land protesting they aren't THAT bad.
Adrian flaps at a high ball, Adam Lallana is allowed tons of time to juggle the ball, Daniel Sturridge scuffs a shot, Divock Origi drills in.
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Talking of James Collins, I forgot to mention that the bearded Welshman was booked earlier for having a pop at the ref after that Liverpool third.
You know, just in case you have got in him in your fantasy team. Although he will be in minus points at this rate...
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Mark Schwarzer
Ex-Middlesbrough keeper on Radio 5 live
I feel the referee has just let himself down today.
He has given a free kick to James Collins which was nothing compared to the offence that led to the third Liverpool goal.
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Philippe Coutinho can almost picture that matchball, signed by all his team-mates, taking pride and place in his trophy cabinet at home.
"All I have to do is curl this into the top left corner..."
Not this time Phil. Over the bar.
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Uh oh. More danger West Ham fans.
Liverpool free-kick, edge of the Hammers area. Who's taking it? Philippe Coutinho...
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Come on Beth, too late now.
Ah man, why couldn't this West Ham have turned up last Friday?
Beth, Tottenham
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Let's recap for those at the back.
Liverpool need to win both of their final two games - including this one - to seal a Champions League return.
Barring a ridiculous Hammers comeback it looks like they are halfway there.
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Let's see if the Hammers can salvage some pride. They win a free-kick on the left edge of the Reds penalty area - cue ironic cheers from the home fans.
Manuel Lanzini stands over it, the crowd holds it breath... into Row F. Well. if it even made it that far.
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
This would have antagonised the home fans even more. Divock Origi spanks an effort from 25 yards, again the crossbar comes to West Ham's rescue. It is probably the home side's man of the match so far.
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West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Mark Schwarzer
Ex-Middlesbrough keeper on Radio 5 live
If that elbow happened anywhere else on the pitch, it would have been a free-kick but because of where it was in the penalty area, the referee let it play on...
Every little decision has gone against West Ham to be honest. The ref has not got a grip of this game and is allowing Liverpool to run away with it.
West Ham 0-3 Liverpool
Liverpool are sniffing blood now. Get that goal difference up, must be Jurgen Klopp's message.
Philippe Coutinho
Salt. Wounds. Rubbed.
Liverpool jubilant, West Ham furious. While the home side complain about not being given a penalty, Liverpool just get on with it.
And Philippe Coutinho keeps his cool to smash in from a central position after a quick Liverpool counter. Clinical.
James Collins is booked after chasing the ref back to the half-way line, absolutely livid.
Georginio Wijnaldum appeared to catch Winston Reid with his elbow in the same motion that saw the ball and his arm come together - Reid went down in the Liverpool box but play continued and seconds later Liverpool scored.
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Finally. West Ham show some signs of life. Sofiane Feghouli smacks one against a Liverpool defender and then... penalty?? The Hammers want one for handball, ref Neil Swarbrick waves play on...
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Tottenham line up as you would expect with Dele Alli supporting Harry Kane up top. Kyle Walker is on the bench.
It's a strong Manchester United line-up, with Wayne Rooney, Juan Mata and Anthony Martial all involved. The only youngster in the side is Axel Tuanzebe.
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KoloKK: Wijnaldum struck wood, Coutinho strikes gold!
West Ham 0-2 Liverpool
Mark Schwarzer
Ex-Middlesbrough keeper on Radio 5 live
This is where Coutinho is so dangerous. He glides past the defenders and gave West Ham no chance!
Philippe Coutinho
Job done. Almost...
Slaven Bilic wants to make a fist of this - shame his players haven't got the message.
After Wijnaldum's thunderbolt pings back off the bar and into play, the Hammers stand statuesque as Philippe Coutinho pounces.
The Reds magician is given time and space - and he punishes the hosts by drilling low inside the left post.
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Crunch! The West Ham crossbar is still shaking. Gini Wijnaldum comes within an inch or two of scoring one of the goals of the season. But West Ham haven't cleared...