Luis Suarez gets down the right for Barcelona but his cross - right in the corridor of uncertainty - is to nobody. No Barca player gambled at all. Now he gets the ball in a similar position and volleys it well off target. Ambitious.

Not sure my goal description has actually appeared after four minutes. In case you can't see it, this is what happened...

Marco Asensio follows up his brilliant goal in the first leg with another. The 21-year-old attacking midfielder is 30 yards out but has a go and it flies into the back of the net, Marc-Andre ter Stegen was rooted to the spot. Magnificent.

Real keeper Keylor Navas comes out of his box but no harm done, he gets away with it. Barcelona have offered nothing so far. They need to score three now just to force extra time. Not sure anybody wants extra time here.

Marco Asensio then slips a great through ball to Lucas Vazquez but his first touch in the box isn't great. Apparently Barca could have had Asensio for about 4.5m euros a few years ago but wouldn't pay it all up front, so didn't sign him.

Real Madrid on the attack in the early seconds and Luka Modric has the first chance, his shot with the outside of his foot from about 16 yards being blocked by Samuel Umtiti.

Start a game at 11pm local time, then kick off a minute early. Playing by their own rules in Spain.

Out: Neymar to Paris St-Germain for £200m

In: Paulinho from Guangzhou Evergrande for £36m (subject to medical tomorrow)

And Barcelona midfielder Sergio Busquets hopes there are more incomings at the Nou Camp.

"We have a good team, we're capable of having a great season, that's what we're focusing on. We want to convince the fans but the off-the-field situation is not up to me. I hope a lot of signings come and that they are of the highest quality."

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Josh Silver: Iniesta is getting on and Barca look much less threatening without Neymar, even Ronaldo-less Madrid are stronger at the moment

Stuie Neale: Ronaldo deserved ban - don't push a ref like that, silly bookings

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Les Davies: Has no one pointed out it's still 30° in Madrid?

You just have Les, thanks!

Barcelona boss Ernesto Valverde: "Nothing is impossible. We maintain our idea of going there and winning the game and taking the title, we are not beaten.

"Although it will be tough, we have a chance and we will go for it.”

On Real's counter attacks at the Nou Camp: “During the game we did well but in the end, with that push to attack, we left ourselves open a little and that’s where the game was decided.”

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Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane: "Anything is possible. In football nothing is certain. We’ll have to play very well because Barcelona can cause you problems at any time.

"In the first leg they had chances so we´ll have to play well. We did well in the first leg, but we have to play the whole tie until the end.

"They’re a team with a lot of pride and they're going to come here wanting to turn the game around. We have to be prepared. The team that plays will try to play in the best possible way, I have no doubt about that. We’re not going to let our guard down because we expect a difficult game, more difficult than the first leg."

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Helles Mammut: The ban for Ronaldo is 1+4 games and the one game should have ben taken away today,he is right to feel persecuted

Dave Wood: Only in Spain do you get a game starting & finishing on different days.

If it goes to extra time and penalties, it might be almost 2am in Madrid when it's all over.

Right, how do you see this game going? Can Barcelona come back? Or are Real Madrid just miles ahead of their arch-rivals?

Send us a tweet using #bbceurofooty. The tweets I've received so far have been about Rick and Morty - which I also welcome obviously. But some about El Clasico would be good too.

Keep the comments clean and not too squanchy, yeah?

Where is Cristiano Ronaldo?

Well he's banned for five games after being sent off in the first leg.

Why was he sent off?

He was booked when he took off his shirt after scoring a fantastic goal, and then shown another yellow when he went down looking for a penalty after being touched by Samuel Umtiti

Why is the ban five games?

He shoved the referee's back after being shown the red card

Has he taken it well?

Lol. Ask a stupid question. He claims he's being persecuted.

Read more of Ronaldo's thoughts here.

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Real Madrid took control of this Spanish Super Cup with a 3-1 win at the Nou Camp in Sunday's first leg.

Gerard Pique slid Marcelo's cross into his own net before Lionel Messi levelled with a penalty.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who was a substitute, restored Real's lead when he ran from halfway before smashing an effort home.

He was booked for taking off his shirt to celebrate and shown a second yellow shortly after for a dive - before Marco Asensio scored Real's excellent third.

Ronaldo felt he should have had a penalty when he went down under pressure from Samuel Umtiti, and appeared to shove the referee in the back after he was shown the red card.

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Real Madrid bench Gareth Bale and Isco, with Marco Asensio starting after his first-leg goal. Lucas Vazquez and Luka Modric also come in, with Casemiro dropping out. Cristiano Ronaldo is suspended.

Barcelona are witout injured captain Andres Iniesta and Gerard Deulofeu and Aleix Vidal drop to the bench. Javier Mascherano, Andre Gomes and Sergi Roberto come in, in a tactical reshuffle. Three at the back most likely.

Real Madrid: Navas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, Modric, Kovacic, Kroos, Vazquez, Benzema, Asensio. Subs: Casilla, Nacho, Bale, Casemiro, Theo, Isco, Ceballos.

Barcelona: Ter Stegen, Pique, Mascherano, Umtiti, Roberto, Gomes, Busquets, Rakitic, Alba, Messi, Luis Suarez. Subs: Cillessen, Semedo, Denis Suarez, Deulofeu, Alcacer, Digne, Vidal.

So what's this then? A live text commentary opening at 21:30 BST. They do things differently in Spain, don't they?

At a time when evening games are usually just about finished, Real Madrid and Barcelona players are still preparing for their Spanish Super Cup first leg.

At 23:00 Spanish time, 22:00 BST. Craziness.

So instead of me watching a couple of episodes of Rick and Morty before bed, here's our coverage of the third El Clasico in three weeks (including a friendly).

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