Another Spurs shot, another touch of the ball for one lucky fan behind the goal. Christian Eriksen is the latest culprit.

Spurs have had nine shots so far target. How many have hit the target? None.

"Shooot!" the Spurs fans urge.

Unfortunately it is to Jan Vertonghen. The Belgian nearly knocks the pie out of someone's hand in Row H.

Spurs back on the front foot. Victor Wanyama is the latest to have a pop, only to hit a green shirt instead of the target.

Another chance to Saints! Nathan Redmond, after a couple of Ronaldo-style stepovers, barges into the Watford box but the angle is too tight and he drags his effort across the goal.

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Hugo Lloris channels his inner Anthony Joshua, using using his fists to clear a couple of Brighton balls into the Spurs box.

The visitors have spent under 10% of the opening 22 minutes in the final third.

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Scramble! Legs are flailing everywhere in the Brighton box - which looks like a scene from a primary school playground - after a home free-kick.

Brighton partially clear, Jan Vertonghen shoots, Victor Wanyama gets in the way before falling onto his backside.

The Spurs man tries a bit of crab football, Mat Ryan claws away from his six-yard box before Yves Bissouma finally boots clear.

'Ave it.

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Confidence is pumping through Shane Long. The Saints striker arrives at the far post to meet James Ward-Prowse's dangerous cross, but can only side-foot into the side-netting.

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Lewis Dunk leaps for the incoming corner... Jan Vertonghen gets there first. Another corner... comes to nothing.

Dele Alli doesn't need treatment and seems to be OK...

Another worry for Spurs is that Dele Alli seems to have injured himself. An awkward landing as he jumped to try head clear that free-kick...

But now they have a chance. Free-kick 30 yards out... Duffy and Dunk, the big lads from the back, head north.

Pascal Gross swings it in, Victor Wanyama shins it clear. Could have been one of the great YouTube clips if that had nestled in the top corner...

Ten minutes in and Brighton are struggling to get the ball at the moment.

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Watford, slightly shell-shocked after that early wake-up, are staggering back into life.

Gerard Deulofeu bends a 15-yard effort just right of the far post. Close, but it's not right.

No time for any build-up. The rudimentary nature of the goal chalkboard tells you everything...

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All Tottenham in the early stages. Brighton barely have ventured past the halfway line.

Christian Eriksen has a pop from distance, Dele Alli tries to flick it goalwards. Both miss.

Our friends at Opta - in charge of the official Premier League stopwatch - have confirmed that Shane Long goal at SEVEN seconds.

Quicker out of the blocks than Usain Bolt.

No such drama in Tottenham. Jan Vertonghen's header over, from a Christian Eriksen free-kick, is as close as we've come to an opener.

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Watford almost back on terms immediately! Andre Gray meets Will Hughes's cross, straight at Saints keeper Angus Gunn.

Phew, it's like Spurs v City all over... well, almost.

And that's a new answer - I think - in the 'Who has scored the fastest Premier League goal in history?' question.

Sorry Ledley.