Quins not quids inpublished at 19:31 Greenwich Mean Time 27 February 2015
A few Premiership clubs have been known to flash the cash a little bit - Bath and Saracens spring to mind.
But poor old Harlequins barely have two sticks to rub together.
It's been a less than inspiring season from the Londoners, but boss Conor O'Shea remains committed to their tried and tested formula.
"We don't buy success - we build it," he told Press Association Sport.
"I know we're judged on results - but I'll take the heat for that, not the players.
"I know we're developing another generation of players coming through. They are going to be outstanding for this club, and they are going to be outstanding for England."