It was an itsy-witsy, teeny-weeny pilfered polka-dot bikini...published at 14:22 British Summer Time 23 May 2018
Police are hoping to "spot" a pair of thieves who stole polka dot bikinis from a store in Colchester.
Essex Police says two women took the swimwear from Chocodolly in Sir Isaac's Walk in the town last month, and is now appealing for witnesses.
If you spot two bikini-clad ladies wandering around the town, you're encouraged to call 101.
Don't just stare, call the non-emergency police number because not only are they likely to be very cold, but they might also be the swimwear-swipers.
The image below was not released by officers and does not necessarily accurately represent the suspects.