Postpublished at 10:50
Will, you can bring Lord's to the office. Get yourself a garish tie, slip on a blue shirt and some light-coloured chinos. Pour yourself something fizzy (probably best if it's non-alcoholic) and eat an artisan pork pie. Then, ask your colleagues to throw champagne corks at you and to talk about how they're missing Henley this year. Stick TMS on and the illusion is complete.