Get Involvedpublished at 11:57 British Summer Time 12 October 2016
tms@bbc.co.uk
While I was umpiring in a work match, a rather portly member of the opposition fell while attempting to take a catch and ended up lying in the middle of the wicket. I jokingly asked the batsmen if they'd asked for the heavy roller to be brought on, at which point the offending fielder grabbed a stump out of the ground and proceeded to chase me off the pitch, whirling the stump around his head. Diplomatic relations were restored in the bar, after the match.
Chris