Here's Yohan Blake! Now, chances of him blocking his way through the rest of this over?

Team Boycott 79-1published at 7.3 overs

7.3 overs

James Taylor has a look of pure delight on his face as Vaughan carves another boundary through the hands of mid-wicket. I thought the umpires were meant to be impartial? That's another six! That's a proper cricket shot from Vaughan, and he gets a near-standing ovation as he wanders off the pitch on 31.

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Right. Here's Marcel. Luckily at the non-striker's end, as Michael Vaughan absolutely smashes Simon Hughes into the trees behind the crowd!

Greg James sounds so much like Alastair Cook that they could probably do a job swap for the day. Simon Hughes is the next bowler to come trundling in, Vaughan goes to smash it - and the ball promptly explodes! There's paper and fluff all over the show. Michael Vaughan is taking this very seriously. In fact, it's a three-way tie between Vaughan, Ed Smith and Simon Hughes for who wants to win the most.

This sensational cake has just been delivered to the Test Match Special tent. The Dickie Bird look-a-like is my favourite.

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A former England captain at both ends at the minutes, and Charlotte Edwards leans on her bat and watches Michael Vaughan cream a cover drive for four. Ooh, and again! He's not in bad nick...

Greg James says he's having "the most glorious day ever". And the reason for his mid-innings phone call? He was broadcasting on his BBC Radio One show. Multi-talented.

James, by the way, is godfather to James Anderson's daughter Ruby.

Team Boycott 39-0published at 4.2 overs

4.2 overs

Here's Ebony, and her first ball is carted for six by Ed Smith! Miles Jupp is clapping in rather lackluster style at mid-off as Smith runs off the field, having reached 30. Michael Vaughan then has to come dashing out of the commentary tent to bat at number three.

Michael Vaughan
Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special

This is perfect for Marcel to come in at number three and build on fantastic foundations.

Back-to-back boundaries for Ed Smith as he crashes Daggers over long-off with a ridiculous amount of elegance. Lovely stuff, and Daggers gives him a look of utter disgust as he trudges back to his mark.

Henry Blofeld
BBC Test Match Special

Ed Smith hits the ball in the style of his commentary. He's verbally and cricketing fluent.

What a crossover that would be. Downton Love Island. That's four! Ed Smith - who you suspect is taking this rather seriously - whips Adam Garcia off his pads and away to the ropes. Harry Judd, or Judders, as Henry has taken to calling him, looks more than decent behind the stumps.

Stephan Shemilt
BBC Sport at Weetwood Park

Where else would Downton Abbey meet Love Island?

Only a single from the free hit and a tidyish over comes to an end with seven singles from it.

New bowler Charles Dagnall gives James Taylor a filthy look, and a bit of lip, as he strikes Ed Smith on the pad and his tentative lbw appeal is promptly ignored. Blowers, meanwhile, is getting a little flustered as a television producer stands in his way and blocks his view. Oh, that's a no ball from Daggers! He's been done for throwing! He looks absolutely THRILLED.

Michael Vaughan
Ex-England captain on BBC Test Match Special

I've seen Adam Garcia bowl in the nets. He's quick.

Adam Garcia is going to open the bowling. Both Charlotte Edwards and Ed Smith knock him here and there to get the Boycott reply under way.

Tuffers is giving his motivational speech, which has ended with the phrase "do it for your family and do it for your country."

Ed Smith and Charlotte Edwards are walking to the middle for Team Boycott. They need 141 to win.

Here's how the Team Agnew innings ended...

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