How to get published in the live text?published at 15:09 Greenwich Mean Time 29 November 2020
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Does everyone use their real name on the live texts?
Ben, Manchester
England chase 147 to win series
Tourists win with one ball to spare
Malan 55 (40), Morgan 26* (17)
Left-arm spinner Shamsi 3-19
SA 146-6: De Kock 30, Linde 29
Rashid 2-23, Archer 1-18
England 2-0 up in three-game series
Second T20, Paarl
Stephan Shemilt
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Does everyone use their real name on the live texts?
Ben, Manchester
Target 147
Jonny Bairstow is the new man. He batted like Sachin's son in the first game. Cracking start by Shamsi, one wicket and four runs from his first over.
Buttler b Shamsi 22 (Eng 51-2)
And they've got one!
This is lovely from Tabraiz Shamsi, who totally does for Jos Buttler. Buttler is down the track, beaten with flight and dip. He takes a wild hack and hears the death rattle. Pretty needless, actually.
Target 147
Email still very much allowed. tms@bbc.co.uk
Tabraiz Shamsi is on to bowl his left-arm wrist spin. South Africa need a wicket.
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Back in the old days, when email was allowed, and people like Tom Fordyce used to do the live text thing, I was a regular contributor, but then times changed and I felt like the ostracised dad in Kafka's The Castle, who wastes away his years knowing he is guilty, but never knowing what he is guilty of, and whose family are ruined by his intransigence in the light of a new reality of modernity. No hard feelings though.
Paul in Lancs
Target 147
Tony Livesey is a hero of mine. I'd like to see him published on the live text.
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I sent a text to Tony Livesey on Drive about the time I encountered Maradona face to face. They rang me up to talk about it on air but I was in the middle of a run at the time and on for a 5k PB so couldn't chat. The story never got published.
Chris, Newcastle
Target 147
England have stepped on the gas. Malan reverse sweeps the returning spin of Linde for a fourth boundary in as many balls.
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Can't believe so many texters are not raising the issue of a cabal of aliens infiltrating the game.
QAnon
Target 147
This almost feels like 'proper' cricket. Buttler angles Ngidi to third man, past the man in the ring, then plays the most classical back-foot drive. Back-to-back boundaries. The third is more streaky, but a slash through the vacant slips is perfectly cromulent in this form of the game.
#bbccricket
Moose And Me: Jason Roy finally put out of his misery. Real curate's egg of an innings but you can tell he’s struggling. Probably lack of cricket but don’t know how you solve that really other than persisting with him.
Target 147
It's me, all me. Me, me, me.
Definitely not a hard-working and dedicated team beavering away in the background.
Just me. In fact, I'll guarantee you get published for a fee. Call it £25. No cash accepted in times of a global pandemic.
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Stephan, do you decide what goes in, or is there a backstage operative who throws the best ones over to you? If so, what's their name? They're more important than you - why should you get all the glory, you big attention seaker?
Anon
Target 147
Paarl is beautiful, surrounded by mountains which rise up into the cloudless sky. It's empty, still. Nortje is bowling absolute gas, pinning Malan on the shoulder at more than 90mph. Serious over, that. Only three singles from it.
Jonathan Agnew
BBC cricket correspondent
Roy looked rather frenetic throughout that innings. He plays best when he stays still.
Target 147
Dawid Malan, on the ground where he made his first-class debut, is the new man.
Roy c Klaasen b Ngidi 14 (Eng 25-1)
It's just not happening for Jason Roy.
Down the track to Lungi Ngidi, possibly deceived by pace off the ball. His slap goes straight into the air and is pouched by Heinrich Klaasen at cover.
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Just like it to be known that I am in fact Anon and that bloke who does that graffiti.
Nigel Falmouth
Target 147
Lungi Ngidi is on, immediately slapped through the covers by Roy.
I'd like to know more about what games are possible to play with the live text.
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My texts are often posted, but I always use a fake name for them. My husband follows the page and reads the funny ones out loud to me, so I like seeing if I make the cut without him knowing it’s me (3/5 success rate this year so far).
Camilla, Cornwall