Postpublished at 14:33 British Summer Time 16 May 2015
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QPR: Green, Onuoha, Caulker, Dunne, Hill, Phillips, Barton, Henry, Hoilett, Fer, Austin.
Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Gutierrez, Colback, R.Taylor, Sissoko, Cabella, Perez, Riviere.
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MOTD's Steve Wilson at Loftus Road
"That Newcastle might actually stay up after taking a paltry one point from nine games says much about the terrible predicament that Hull City are in. It also tells you just what a good job Alan Pardew did under extremely challenging circumstances."
John Carver. Newcastle caretaker coach. Also known as "the best coach in the Premier League", although he says what he said was taken out of context. If your tongue-in-cheek is with a very straight face John, then perhaps it was.
Anyway, his side are two points above the relegation zone and might need to win these last two games of the season to survive. They cancelled their end-of-season party - this is serious.
So will Carvs prove his worth at Loftus Road today? A Loftus Road which has endured more painful sights this season than even St James' Park.
QPR are already down, so surely they won't be too bothered about putting up a fight. You would have thought.