Postpublished at 17:49 British Summer Time 9 June 2015
"I've got to wait in for the gas man."
"The pet hamster has passed away."
"My other half accidentally painted the front door shut."
All pretty poor excuses for missing work. "I'm playing in a World Cup" would seem stronger, but as England assistant head coach Marieanne Spacey explained to BBC Sport, it almost didn't cut the mustard when she was preparing to play in England's first World Cup in 1995.
It was a very different world for England's women players back then with minimal support, preparation and coverage.
But the class of 2015 don't get a pair of shorts as snazzy as these do they?