Chelsea deal with the corner easily enough. Kurt Zouma away. If Gary Cahill continues to sit on the Chelsea bench will his England place come under threat?

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Cameron Borthwick-Jackson is also the proud holder of the record of having the longest name to represent Manchester United.

His 23 letters surpasses Bastian Schweinsteiger - and he fizzes in a great early cross which Kurt Zouma heads away. Big name, big future...

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Willian skips away from Daley Blind with a delightful early touch but mega-named Cameron Borthwick-Jackson sweeps up.

Diego Costa and Cesc Fabregas get us up and running.

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The Liquidator greets the sides out onto the pitch - still pretty light in west London too. Spring is around the corner but the title race won't feature either of these two giants.

James O'Brien: Manchester United fans want Mourinho because they are tired of defensive football? OK then...  

Blur's Parklife pipes out into a fairly rowdy sounding Stamford Bridge as John Terry emerges through the pack, readies his two mascots, has a quick word with a steward and then shakes hands with Wayne Rooney.

England captains past and present.

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John Martin: Man U players with a double barrelled surname? Paul Scholes-Booked?  

A man in the crowd has a Go-Pro camera strapped to his forehead, miner's helmet style, and is obviously going to film the entire match from his seat. 

That won't come out well mate. Waste of time.

Wayne Rooney shakes hands with Diego Costa in the tunnel as the two sides line up alongside each other. You wouldn't get that from Gary Neville...

Danny Murphy
Ex-Liverpool midfielder at Stamford Bridge for BBC Radio 5 live

"There's definitely been a shift in the way Manchester United play. Anthony Martial has been getting into the box a lot more, Daley Blind's been up to join the attack more...

"It's a shame Louis van Gaal feels so defensive in his press conferences - and denied there had been any such shift - because when he first arrived he was really entertaining. I hope United do progress, because the top of the Premier League is less exciting without them, but they're not in this title race."

Ladjah: The danger of hiring a stop-gap manager is that they tend to play safe. Hazard should start, a draw is no longer acceptable.

Atul Kumar: It's an incredible safety-first approach by Hiddink. It's like parking your armored vehicle under a bunker. Going again for 0-0.

There endeth the double-barrelled chat. Lots of you getting in touch about Ian Storey-Moore, in a rare moment of candid honesty I will let you know that I had never heard of him before. 

Cameron Borthwick-Jackson is one of four players in Manchester United's history to have a double-barrelled surname. We've had Eric Djemba-Djemba...

Garry Payten: Ian Storey-Moore would be another...

Thomas Fiorilli: Sylvan Ebanks-Blake was another.

Andy Mac: I think you've forgotten Alex Ferguson-AddedTime?

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Bastian Schweinsteiger is missing for the sixth successive Manchester United game due to a knee injury...

Mitesh Mistry: OK... Fellaini starts AGAIN. What's the bet that within five mins he gives the ball away and commits at least one foul.

Chris Sutton
Former Chelsea & Norwich striker on BBC Radio 5 live

"Chelsea have improved. They have a goal threat and are creating chances but I still think there are problems there. What is going to happen in the summer when Hiddink goes? I think we will see Louis van Gaal depart as well from United. He has improved them slightly but it is not the Man United way. I expect this to be a 0-0."

Chelsea coach Guus Hiddink: "I was tempted to start with Eden Hazard but he has had a very good week in training. He is stepping up.

"They will give us a tough game, they have regained confidence and it makes them very dangerous. We are unbeaten but that is not enough for Chelsea. We have lots of draws.

"We have recovered our confidence and now we need victories."

John Carver
Former Newcastle manager

"This should be the main game of the weekend but it is not. I agree that Man United have improved but only slightly. No disrespect to Derby and Stoke but they have looked more progressive. But they are still not the Man United we want to see every weekend. Michael Carrick being fit is key for them. 

"Both sides were treading water but Chelsea have undergone a transformation. I can't get my head around how some of these Chelsea players who can suddenly be on the front foot and be happy and smiling."