Postpublished at 18:14 Greenwich Mean Time 4 February 2017
Right, that's your lot from us. My fingers are worn out from typing up all those goals this afternoon.
No such luck for Luke Reddy, who is doing his best to talk up a pretty dour 0-0 between Tottenham and Middlesbrough. What is it about evening games?
Anyway, if there is anything this afternoon's action has taught us it is to expect the unexpected. Pop along to join Luke here.
Cheerio.