Postpublished at 19:54 British Summer Time 10 April 2017
Crystal Palace v Arsenal (20:00 BST)
John in London informs me on text that Arsenal do have a number one - it's Wojciech Szczesny, who's on loan at Roma. Course it is. Still though. I'm not having Olivier Giroud at 12 and David Ospina being 13. It's not right.