I'm kind of hoping that we get to half time without a single goal now. 

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Not our normal area of expertise Graham, but there's not much else going on so fire away...... 

Andre Ayew has been watching team-mate Andy Carroll in training as he goes for the exceptionally ambitious overhead kick - he lands one too but Jack Butland is equal to it!

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When are your exams Awais?! Surely not for ages yet.

As long as you put in an hour the night before you'll be fine. 

Awais Bhatti:  Someone please score a goal. I might have to start revising at this point...

Doncaster and Plymouth - the top two in League Two - look like they have started the celebrations early with promotion already secure. Both are losing, with Doncaster 1-0 to Exeter and Plymouth trailing Crewe by the same scoreline.

Hartlepool are down as it stands. They trail Cheltenham 1-0 while Newport above them in 22nd have taken the lead against Carlisle. 

Close! Sunderland have some real pressure, a Fabio Borini swing and a miss at the far post and when it's helped back in Jermain Defoe reads it, but can't reach it well enough.

Nacer Chadli into the area, all left foot and menace, a low shot but an easy save for Kasper Schmeichel. 

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Step forward onto the conveyor belt of mediocrity Jonathan Calleri! The West Ham striker is the latest man to miss a decent chance, leaning back and foregoing all basic technique to hammer a shot into the crowd. 

A combined 100 goalless minutes...

Manolo Gabbiadini is offside, and then shanks his shot horribly wide anyway. Sums up the day so far.

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Former West Brom striker on Final Score

Josh King uses his pace, gets to just inside the box and it somehow hits the crossbar and the post and stays out.

It was a wonderful piece of skill from a player who is in fine form right now, and how it stayed out I have no idea.

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West Brom 0-0 Leicester

Gareth McAuley is made largely of iron and the West Brom defender needs some running repairs after a nasty clash of head. He's got the full Mr Bump bandage on but is able to continue. 

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How has that stayed out! Bournemouth so, so close to the opener and it's brilliant from Josh King. Thierry Henry-esque in fact.

He bursts away down that left-hand channel before shaping a curler over the keeper, off the underside of the crossbar and then away off the post. You don't get any closer than that!

Now is not the time for Jermain Defoe to misplace his shooting boots and the England man can only tamely scoop over the bar from 15 yards out. Good opening that. 

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Former Spurs striker on Final Score

Saido Berahino is desperate to score that first goal - as he should be - he is a usually great goalscorer. He would have got it were it not for that incredible block from Winston Reid. 

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In the Championship, Fulham's hot streak of form shows no sign of letting up as Tom Cairney's goal put the Cottagers ahead in the west London derby against Brentford. As it stands, Leeds play-off hopes are finally extinguished.

Birmingham and Nottingham Forest's matches, against Huddersfield and QPR respectively, are goalless as they fight against the drop.

Best chance yet. Chris Brunt appears free at the far post to meet a lofted cross and he guides a powerful header back across goal, a big hand from Kasper Schmeichel pushes it over the top. 

Hull look a danger every time they break, while Southampton now try and get hold of the game in midfield. Plenty of possession now. 

And that's not pretty either. Danny Drinkwater steams into a challenge, pretty much two-footed. He got the ball but was rash and hard on his follow-through and goes into the book.

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