Three hours to go...published at 12:00 British Summer Time 5 August 2017
So, you know how the first day of the season always seems to be beautifully warm and sunny, with fans mingling in beer gardens and then regular drinks breaks required for the players throughout?
Hmmm, yeah. According to BBC Weather, here's what we've actually got to look forward to today...
"Heavy showers will spread across Wales, central and southern England, with hail, thunder and strong gusts possible in places, these will gradually ease later.
"Elsewhere, there will be a mixture of sunny spells and scattered showers. Breezy in the southwest."
For what it's worth, it's absolutely teeming down here in Birmingham. Lovely.