Football is the real winner of course.

But if you're just joining us, here's a full list:

• Fifa Puskas award for best goal - Olivier Giroud
• Best men's coach - Zinedine Zidane
• Best goalkeeper - Gianluigi Buffon
• Fifa fan award - Celtic
• Best women's coach - Sarina Wiegman
• Fair play award - Francis Kone
• Best women's player - Lieke Martens
• Best men's player - Cristiano Ronaldo

And with that we bid you farewell. Read all about the winners in full here.

BtheG: Cristiano Ronaldo is great player, but Lionel Messi is magic!

Sasidhar: Ronaldo is not a deserving winner. Has done nothing since four months. Modric, Kroos, Isco and Messi are more deserving candidates

Barry McBoyle: Ridiculous decision to have no Scottish players in the Fifa Best XI

And that's that. A wrap at the Palladium. The indie disco is on after.

Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo: "Guys, I'm going to speak first in Portuguese and then in English.

"Thanks a lot for voting for me. I mention Leo and Neymar, great to be here. Real Madrid supporters, my team-mates, my coach, they all support me all year.

"We are in England for the first time and I win consecutive awards. I am really glad, this is a great moment for me. I have fans all over the world.

"I appreciate that. It's great to be here around great players, I am so happy guys. Thanks and have a great night."

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Cristiano Ronaldo does his best to look shocked and steps up on stage. A second year in a row he's won this particular award.

Much clowning about on stage by Diego Maradona, who almost opens the envelope before it's time. Idris Elba has to step in.

And the winner is:

Cristiano Ronaldo

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A reminder that it will be Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi or Neymar...

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Legends.

Ronaldo and Diego Maradona are on stage to give away the biggest award of the night...

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BBC Sport

Become European Champion? Check.

Sign for Barcelona? Check.

Fifa Best Award winner? Check.

The Netherlands' Lieke Martens stepped up when it mattered at Euro 2017 and has become a star.

The debate will rage on as to whether it should have been Australia Sam Kerr instead, but Martens is a very worthy winner.

Lieke Martens, speaking at the Dutch training camp before tomorrow's qualifier: "Thanks you very much! I want to thank all my team-mates, without you I couldn't achieve this. Also my family is a big part of it.

"My dad and mum, this one is also for you"

She won Euro 2017 on home soil - congratulations to Barcelona and Netherlands winger Lieke Martens!

Time for the best Fifa women's player award then. Who do we think?

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4-3-3

We'll find out soon Fahim. Just wait for Kasabian won't you?

Fahim: Ronaldo will win the Best Player award simply because he won the champions league, not because he’s the best player

Which member of that World XI would you have most liked to have seen play in the Premier League?

Dani Alves says it took him 14 minutes and 59 seconds to get ready. A precise answer.

Now we get Kasabian on stage. This is an odd evening all round.

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The crowd get the chance to ask some questions now.

Carli Lloyd says that winning the 2015 World Cup is her proudest moment, Cristiano Ronaldo says that the key to his success is that 'talent without work, is nothing.'

Deep.

Neymar is asked how long it takes him to get ready for a night out - he says 20 minutes!