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Matt Price: Reckon Mark Hughes will go next - 3 points in 8 games and 1 goal in 6 for Southampton is not exactly terrific.
It's not Matt. Although they do have seven points from my vantage point.
Extraordinary, really.
Is the creator of this Mohamed Salah sculpture - a cross between Art Garfunkel and a character from Tolkien book - in a WhatsApp group with the person who produced the Ronaldo bust?
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And then there was that item trending today which very much reminded me of that horrendous Ronaldo bust...
Image source, Getty ImagesIt's a football quiz!!!!!!!!
So you might as well kill a bit of time before the match by playing it.
Go on then... stop reading...
By the way, do you like answering questions about football?
Just curious, and I'm definitely not teeing anything up here...
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Well, both Wagner and Jokanovic seem like they will keep their jobs no matter what - but which Premier League manager will be next to get the axe?
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Image source, Rex FeaturesAt least you won't have to dance the cha-cha next week Slavisa
One thing that seemed to be as certain as a Strictly scandal was Newcastle failing to record a win this season... that was until Saturday when Rafa Benitez's men defied the odds to beat Watford.
That means the Magpies moved out of the bottom three, leapfrogged Fulham and eased away from Huddersfield who are, in relative terms, cast adrift at the bottom.
Those two teams meet in about an hour-and-a-half for the right to ease their troubles a little.
Terriers boss David Wagner has been assured that he won't lose his job if the Yorkshire club are relegated.
It appears to be a similar situation for his opposite number Slavisa Jokanovic, with club owner Shahid Khan backing the man who brought the club up.
The thing is, a defeat for either side at the John Smith's...
Anyway, we can speculate as the match goes on - stay here to ruminate, cogitate on the variables as we guide you through this Monday match.
Team news in about 30 of your universal minutes.