How long?!published at 21:22 British Summer Time 28 August 2018
Stoke 1-0 Huddersfield
Stoke City
At long, long last, it's a first goal for Stoke for their £12m signing from January 2017, Saido Berahino, and it's his first goal in competitive football for more than two-and-a-half-years.
When he last netted - for his old side West Brom against Crystal Palace on 27 February 2016 - Roy Hodgson was still the England boss, the UK had not yet had the Brexit referendum and a 17-year-old Kylian Mbappe had just scored his first senior goal for Monaco.