Farai Diza: That typically looks as though Lampard replaced Kepa with another Kepa. He should have gambled with his new signing. Very poor goalkeeping & we still have 80 more minutes to go.

Luke: Welcome to the Prem Thiago Silva. Four mins and already it's a massive step up for those very old tired legs in an already shockingly poor defence, a defence worse than Arsenal's last season even on their best day.

Tyrone: And that's what Chelsea get for that awful kit - or should I say Crystal Palace kit.

And that's very close to the equaliser! Mason Mount has space on the right of the area, looks up and fires a cutback at Timo Werner. He didn't do his team-mate any favours there but the German still manages to cushion a volley onto the crossbar. Unlucky!

There's the Chelsea kit by the way. Uggghh.

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Chelsea playing better than they look at the minute, they're up to 79% possession.

Only Kevin de Bruyne (21) has registered more league assists since the start of last season than Matheus Pereiera (18). He's settled into the Premier League very nicely.

And that should be 1-1! Reece James puts over a fine cross which finds Tammy Abraham, but he shanks it over the top. Should be doing better.

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A very, very fine goal to Callum Robinson. Left foot, just inside the penalty area, across the keeper low to his left having been fed by Matheus Pereira. West Brom 1-0 Chelsea - who would have thought it?

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Steve Conroy: Chelsea great attacking threat but still cannot defend.

Femi John Atoyebi: Frank, why is Alonso still playing for Chelsea?

Frank Lampard looks angry and he doesn't really suit it. That will get him smiling as Kai Havertz hits a steaming shot from 25 yards and Sam Johnstone has to make the save.

I may have been a bit harsh on Willy Caballero there, the reverse angle suggests that was a very good finish indeed but them's the breaks when you play in goal.

Marcos Alonso goes into the book for a foul to cap a pretty woeful opening spell. When's Chilwell fit?

Callum Robinson has now scored twice in the Premier League and they've both come against Chelsea. A nice quirk.

Chelsea now win a free-kick which Mason Mount puts into the wall.

As expected, Timo Werner has moved over to the left a touch with Tammy Abraham down the centre of Chelsea's attack. There's some serious pace and quality in that front four...

Crystal Palace

More from Crystal Palace manager Roy Hodgson: "I predict what will happen is players will start flicking the ball on to a hand and screaming handball.

"A really good game destroyed by a decision. I do not believe in the rule. People in football find it hard to accept. The referee doesn't think it is handball either. He doesn't want to give it but has to because that's what he is told to do.

"We have lost in a way I find totally unacceptable.

"I had no complaint about our performance. I thought it was a very good one. But for the handball decisions I would be here talking about what was a very good game of football.

"Instead, I have to make bold statements, which I make no apologies for. I have despair about a rule that I believe is ruining the game of football."

No it's more pink than peach. I'll stick a picture in when I can.

Under way!

Slaven grips Frank's wrist and stares intently into his eyes. Even when he's trying to be friendly he's beyond intense. A firm point somewhere inside, whatever it is he's asking you'd better do it....

Chelsea's kit today is, well, rank. What colour is that, peach?

You're not wrong Roy.

Crystal Palace

Crystal Palace manager Roy Hodgson: "I think the rule is a nonsense. I can't understand how everyone in the game of football - the Premier League, referees, managers and coaches - have allowed this rule to come into operation. It is ruining the game of football, no question of that.

"We can't understand what constitutes a handball and what doesn't.

"The idea that you can look at this on a screen and this constitutes a handball. It is just an absolute nonsense. I don't want to profit from it or lose from it."

Here come the West Brom side to the strains of Firestarter - the Premier League money is kicking in, there's some lovely LEDs down the side of the tunnel as the tv cameras pan in on Kepa taking a lonely seat in the stands.

I wonder what whoever scouted him is up to these days?

Crystal Palace

Joel Ward added: "Much like our last two performances we were well organised and we made it difficult for them and nullified their threats for the majority of the game."

On being penalised for handball: "I think my thoughts will stay with myself, everyone else can talk about them but we will just get on with it. I'd rather keep my thoughts to myself."

On the new rules: "I think there are certainly some teething issues that need to be ironed out. They may need to look at how people move, the functionality of how people move. Some will go for you and some against you."

Another game on Wednesday you say Carlo?

Yep, in case you'd forgotten/weren't aware there's MORE EFL Cup games this midweek as well.

I'm saying nothing.

Everton

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti: "Really pleased for the result, the first half was good, second half more difficult because Crystal Palace put a lot of pressure on us. We defended well but we could play better with the ball. It is good to see the spirit in the team in this moment. We have started the season well.

"We have to look only for the momentum, that is good in this moment. In a busy time with another game on Wednesday, we have to keep the motivation, ambition and we are doing really well. The danger is behind us all the time when we do not behave properly.

"I am not the right person to judge the decision of the referee. It is not only one referee that decides and we have to adapt to the new rules on the handball. It is difficult, but we cannot do nothing."