It was Commander in Chief.

I was 12.

We are midway through the second half and if you asked me to bet on whether there is going to be a goal, I'd say no.

But I haven't picked a winner since the 1993 Derby.

Decent chance, a lovely freekick from Juninho Bacuna and Richard Keogh wins the header, but he can't find the target.

Sean Morrison the first name in the book as he drags down Frazier Campbell.

No injury there, that's a tactical change.

To give you an update on the enforced change... Joel Bagan's shoulder was popped back into place at half time after he dislocated it.

I'll say now what I said then. Ouch.

Sheyi Ojo on for Josh Murphy, straight swap, up top.

I know you're here for the bad jokes, but if you would like some football analysis, Cardiff are looking less effective in the wingback areas than they have in recent weeks. Obvious to any Bluebirds follower, but they are really missing Joe Bennett and Perry Ng.

Frazier Campbell almost gets clear against his former club but Curtis Nelson manages to get a really important challenge in.

Excellent defending.

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Cardiff will feel the stats alone suggest there is a goal in this game for them.

They are the second highest scorers in the Championship and the hosts have conceded more goals than every team other than bottom-of-the-table Wycombe.

Cardiff City start the second half with a chance as Harry Wilson swings in a freekick, but the hosts again clear after Joe Ralls' shot is blocked and then a cross evades Aden Flint by inches.

Referee Tim Robinson, who is definitely not the Saturday Night Live comedian of the same name, gets as back under way at the The John Smith Stadium.

No changes from either side, but Cardiff were forced to make a first half substitution due to injury with Ciaron Brown replacing Joel Bagan, who it has been confirmed, dislocated his shoulder. Ouch.

It would also be remiss of me not to point out a scuffle between Aden Flint and Juninho Bacuna just before the break, with Mr Robinson showing leniency to both players.

Let's see what's in store in the second half.

Brentford's Championship fixture against Rotherham United tomorrow has been postponed after positive Covid-19 tests at the Millers.

Players and staff affected will be required to self-isolate in line with government and EFL guidance.

Rotherham are monitoring the extent of the outbreak and their trip to Luton on Tuesday is still set to take place.

The match at Brentford's Community Stadium has been rearranged for Tuesday, 27 April.

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Elsewhere in the Championship this week Middlesbrough boss Neil Warnock signed a contract extension until the end of the 2021-22 season.

The 72-year-old took over in June 2020 after Jonathan Woodgate was sacked and steered Boro to Championship survival before agreeing to stay on this season.

The Teessiders are ninth in the Championship, five points off the play-off places.

Warnock, who has won eight promotions across his long career, has now managed professionally in 1,569 matches.

Read more here.

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A couple of decent chances for both sides, Huddersfield with plenty of possession, but it is honours even at the break.

Let's have a brew and meet back in 15 minutes.

Freekick to Cardiff right at the end of the half.

Will Vaulks swings one into the penalty area, but Huddersfield deal with it and clear.

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We are into first half stoppage time, there will be three additional minutes.

Josh Murphy shoots from somewhere in Narnia when he should release Kieffer Moore, but from the resulting corner, Will Vaulks produces a peach of a volley and Ryan Schofield denies him with a terrific save. That's as close as we've come to a goal.

This is Ciaron Brown's first appearance since 30 January when he helped Livingston hold Aberdeen to a 0-0 draw.

The injury issues are mounting for Cardiff.

Joel Bagan, who has replaced the injured Joe Bennett, has hurt his shoulder.

Ciaron Brown is going to replace him as he can't continue.