Pascal Gross' cross for Brighton is a simple catch for Lukasz Fabianski.

That would have been something else. West Ham's Pablo Fornals has an absolutely sensational first touch to control the ball and send it through a defender's legs with one action but he's tackled in the box.

I said does anybody know any GOOD jokes

Not that they've done loads in this game but West Ham paying less than £25m for Tomas Soucek and Vladimir Coufal combined is a bargain, isn't it?

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Huge let-off for Brighton. Actually it's offside anyway.

Jesse Lingard crosses and Michail Antonio gets his header wrong. It's not at the goal or to a team-mate. But it wouldn't have counted.

Michail Antonio gives the ball straight to Danny Welbeck, who tries to find Leandro Trossard with a through ball but he gets it completely wrong and it's to a West Ham defender.

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A bit of a lull in this game now. Anybody know any good jokes?

Only Harry Maguire (11), Conor Gallagher (10) and John McGinn (nine) have received more Premier League yellow cards this season than Yves Bissouma (eight).

A game of almost-chances really. West Ham's Aaron Cresswell plays in a nice cross from the left which Michail Antonio, under pressure, flicks wide.

A nice Brighton move and Danny Welbeck flicks the ball back to Alireza Jahanbakhsh. He blasts it straight at a defender but I think that counts as their first shot.

It feels like this game has been 50% corners so far, Pascal Gross' one for Brighton is too high.

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West Ham have another corner which Aaron Cresswell whips in. Craig Dawson gets a glancing header onto it but it drifts away.

Brighton midfielder Yves Bissouma stands on the back of Jesse Lingard's foot as he releases the ball and gets a deserved booking.

We're 16 minutes in and Danny Welbeck has had one touch and Michail Antonio has had two.

Jarrod Bowen gets in behind Brighton's defence on the right wing and wins a corner.

The corner is headed away.

I said that was textbook Brighton a minute ago, well this is too. Goalkeeper Robert Sanchez is out of his box and passes almost across the feet of a West Ham player to find a Brighton defender. He gets away with it but a huge risk with an empty goal.

Now West Ham defender Craig Dawson does well to stop an aerial ball reaching Danny Welbeck in the box.

Absolutely textbook Brighton, vintage stuff as Pascal Gross flashes a fantastic ball across the six-yard box with not a striker in sight.

No actual shots yet mind and the game has settled down a bit in midfield.