HITS THE WOODWORKpublished at 15:37 British Summer Time 30 September 2023
Everton 0-2 Luton Town
Everton just can't seem to score at the moment!
Dwight McNeil again chips in a decent cross and James Garner's header crashes back off the crossbar.
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FT: Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool - Matip own goal gives hosts win in injury time
Jota and Jones dismissed for visitors
FT: Wolves 2-1 Man City - Dias own goal, Alvarez free-kick levels but Hwang restores lead
FT: Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace - Andersen stuns hosts
FT: Newcastle 2-0 Burnley - Almiron opens scoring before Isak penalty
FT: Bournemouth 0-4 Arsenal - Saka taps home from close range before Odegaard & Havertz penalties and White goal
FT: Everton 1-2 Luton - Lockyer bundles home and Morris scores second, before Calvert-Lewin pulls one back
FT: West Ham 2-0 Sheff Utd - Bowen and Soucek on target
FT: Aston Villa 6-1 Brighton- - Watkins scores treble for impressive hosts
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Jess Anderson
Everton 0-2 Luton Town
Everton just can't seem to score at the moment!
Dwight McNeil again chips in a decent cross and James Garner's header crashes back off the crossbar.
Tomas Soucek (37 mins)
Sloppy from Sheffield United, who give it away in a dangerous area trying to play out from the back.
Lovely ball in from Emerson to Michail Antonio who slides in for Tomas Soucek and it's a good finish from the Czech under pressure.
West Ham cruising. It's not going to be another one of those days for the Blades is it?
Everton 0-2 Luton Town
Rachel Brown-Finnis
Ex-England goalkeeper on BBC Final Score
It's just shocking defending.
It's a simple run by Carlton Morris who's a top goalscorer, number nine, who are you going to mark? It's him. He peels off the back shoulder of Mykolenko, he's free it's a brilliant training ground free-kick.
Newcastle 1-0 Burnley
Burnley are struggling to create much at all now after such a bright start.
Newcastle have come close again as Elliot Anderson's diving header is kept out superbly by goalkeeper James Trafford and Connor Roberts is back to clear it off the line.
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Jamey, Leeds: Are any impartial fans NOT cheering for Luton this season?! Come on you Hatters!
Anon: Man Utd "exposed at the back". No surprise there. They just don't understand the concept of being prepared for when they lose the ball. That comes from the manager.
Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace
A gloomy old day for Manchester United so far.
They're trailing at home and it continues to chuck it down. Now Marcus Rashford is down getting treatment.
Wolves 1-0 Man City
Erling Haaland picks up the ball on the edge of the area but is swarmed by three Wolves shirts.
Cameras cut to a glum looking Pep Guardiola high up in the Molineux stands.
By the way, how baffling is it that the City boss has actually managed to get himself a touchline ban already, having not been at matches for some of the season as he recovered from back surgery?
Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace
Chris Sutton
Former Blackburn and Chelsea striker on BBC Radio 5 Live
What a stupid foul to give away from Amrabat.
Ayew running towards his own goal, little to no options and Amrabat goes through the back of him.
He's playing in an unfamiliar position at left back and doesn't seem overly comfortable there at the moment.
Bournemouth 0-1 Arsenal
Kai Havertz goes into the book for a foul on Philip Billing. Arsenal are very much in control and are trying to force Bournemouth into mistakes.
Four attempts. Two on target. One goal.
So far so good for the Gunners.
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So Hannibal and Garnacho, two of the best players on the pitch midweek against Palace - two young, hungry committed, team players - are dropped because it's the Premier League and because Rashford is undroppable. Shock, United are losing. When will Ten Hag learn that these young kids are bringing unity and a sense of a team back to United?
Tom
Everton 0-2 Luton Town
Shamoon Hafez
BBC Sport at Goodison Park
It's a superb finish from Carlton Morris, but where was the marking?
Any way back for Everton from here? They last scored more than one goal at home in October 2022 in a 3-0 win over Crystal Palace.
Wolves 1-0 Man City
It's all City at Molineux but there are just moments where the visitors give Wolves a glimmer of a chance and Nathan Ake brings down Max Kilman as the home side get one of those chances.
Free-kick just inside the City half but it's cleared away.
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When was the last time both Manchester teams lost a premier league game on the same day?
Benjamin
Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace
United are all over the place at the back. Raphael Varane comes to the rescue as Jean-Philippe Mateta looks set to pull the trigger. Roy Hodgson will be delighted with this performance after the midweek Carabao Cup defeat.
Carlton Morris (32 mins)
Would you believe it? Luton are 2-0 up at Goodison Park!
It's Carlton Morris again. He's managed to stay onside as the free-kick from Alfie Doughty comes in and he's picked out at the back.
He hits it first time, volleying it past a stunned Jordan Pickford.
West Ham 1-0 Sheff Utd
Michail Antonio fancies a pop from range.
He drives forward, totally unmarked, and lets fly from the edge of the area.
Powerful effort but couldn't get it on target.
Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace
Dion Dublin
Former England striker on BBC Final Score
Andersen has guided it back into the far corner and he's curled it with pace.
It's just brilliant, the control of the finish is so good for a centre half.
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Aditya: concede the first goal. Again. From a defensive mistake. Now where have I seen that before. Oh wait. EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.
Sam: How often is every game 1-0 at the same time nowadays? Doesn't seem like any will stay that way though.
Man Utd 0-1 Crystal Palace
Manchester United almost equalise straight away through Casemiro. The home side need to do much better. They have been in second gear so far.
Everton 0-1 Luton Town
Dwight McNeil has all the time in the world to put a ball in the box and he does, picking out Dominic Calvert-Lewin, who has to stretch as he heads it dangerously wide.