Sunny, blue skies, getting warmer.

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David Barker‏: What's the most watched romantic film on the F1 paddock? Moulin Eau Rouge.

Bob McFeil: Here’s another one: What do you get when combining Star Wars and Formula 1? May the downforce be with you.

Mr Pavl‏: What do McLaren and Papaya have in common? They’re both orange, and if you step on it liquid squirts out.

Zac Gribble‏: These jokes are the pits.

Today's times...

1. Kimi Raikkonen (Ferrari, hyper-soft) 1:17.221 - 88 laps
2. Romain Grosjean (Haas, ultra-soft) 1:18.412 - 94 laps
3. Brendon Hartley (Toro Rosso, hyper-soft) 1:18.949 - 121 laps
4. Esteban Ocon (Force India, hyper-soft) 1:18.967 - 93 laps
5. Valtteri Bottas (Mercedes, medium) 1:19.001 - 33 laps
6. Sergey Sirotkin (Williams, soft) 1:19.189 - 105 laps
7. Fernando Alonso (McLaren, ultra-soft) 1:19.192 - 23 laps
8. Lewis Hamilton (Mercedes, super-soft) 1:19.464 - 97 laps
9. Daniel Ricciardo (Red Bull, medium) 1:20.275 - 65 laps
10. Charles Leclerc (Sauber, soft, pictured) 1:20.878 - 18 laps

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Our top four may well be a surprise top four - of Kimi Raikkonen, Romain Grosjean, Brendon Hartley and Esteban Ocon - but they are all out on the track right now.

Kane Miller: Nice to see Ferrari show some pace and finally put the pedal to the Vettel.

Matt Frobisher‏: Enough with the formula 1 jokes, they're wheely bad. From a new dad-to-be.

David Barker‏: What's a F1 drivers favourite cheese? Monza-rella.

Daniel: Where is the last place the drivers want to go to eat? The drive thru.

We haven't mentioned Red Bull much today, with Daniel Ricciardo only ninth fastest of the 10 to have set times.

But the team say he will back out there soon, and he is..

Meanwhile, Brendon Hartley in the Toro Rosso is up to 111 laps, and is third quickest overall.

So, so close to it suddenly being a good day for McLaren.

Alonso had suddenly jumped up to second in the Formula 1 timing app. But, alas, he had cut a chicane so that lap time is wiped from the books.

Matt‏: What is F1 drivers favourite food? Chicane Tikka Masala. Or fried Chicane, or Chicane Korna (corner).

Craig Ferguson: How do F1 Drivers fasten their helmets? They Button them.....I'm sorry, I'm showing myself to the door.

Stoo G‏: Surprised to see Renault haven't done much running today, but I suppose we should have seen the Sainz.

Raikkonen, Bottas, Alonso and Ricciardo all on the track at the moment.

Alex Withington: I know this is thinking unbelievably positively... but there's still time for Alonso to do a race distance today.

Mill Felt‏: Looks like Alonso is hurrying up before the car brakes down again.

Luke Marshall: Really starting to wonder if it’s Alonso’s aggressive driving style that is hindering the obviously fragile McLaren. Stoffel seems to have a much smoother, Button-esque style.

Just the 15 laps so far for Alonso. Only Carlos Sainz, who has not been seen since a gearbox problem earlier on, has done fewer.

Fernando Alonso is back in the pits now, but is seventh fastest today, quicker than both Lewis Hamilton and Daniel Ricciardo.

If only that could happen in the races.

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A century for Sergey Sirotkin. Still got a long way to go though to beat Sebastian Vettel's 188 yesterday.

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Max Levene: If you're after terrible jokes,

Guy 1: Who won the WDC in 1975, 77 and 84?

Guy 2: Lauda

Guy 1: WHO WON THE WDC IN 1975, 77 AND 84?

Sam Harper‏: Gee, that McLaren sure is alonSLOW. Who knew testing was this coultHARD? It's a big HILL to climb but hopefully once they've blown away the cob-WEBBERs they'll go back to being a top (Tarso) MARQUEs. (I'm so sorry)

Daniel Wilkinson: What have McLaren and my kitchen sink got in common? They both leak.

Max, that may be my favourite one so far.

Right, what have McLaren and Fernando Alonso got in store for us this afternoon.

He now has some timed laps on the board and immediately jumps above Daniel Ricciardo and Charles Leclerc.

Alonso's best time is 1:19.730 so far.

Andrew Perry: Any Mclaren news? Anything at all ???

Good news, Andrew. The words 'on track' have just flashed up on the F1 timing app and they are next to the name of Fernando Alonso.

Don't believe me? Well, here is some footage.

Spoofendave: Sirotkin looks a bit of a Barce-loner out on track just now.

He has retreated back into the garage now. Ninety-nine laps done, the century eludes us just at the moment.

Right, some on track action to tell you about. Sergey Sirotkin in the Williams is approaching the 100-lap mark. He is up to 98 and has recently improved his best time to 1:19.189, that is sixth quickest out of the nine to have set a time (something Fernando Alonso and Carlos Sainz have not done).

You get the feeling Sirotkin needs a good start to the season, especially with Williams reserve driver Robert Kubica performing well when given the chance in Barcelona.

Lex‏: How do Williams drivers get about? They Stroll... Don't worry, I'm already leaving....

Phil Evans‏: Why did Alonso cross the road? To get back to the pits while his car was recovered.

Benjamin Lee: Renault have resorted to using the force to try and mend their gearbox, they've called in Kylo Ren-ault for some assistance.

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Dan Knutson
F1 journalist in Barcelona

Much as he enjoys testing and developing the Williams FW41, Robert Kubica offered to give up his allocated time in the car today so that Lance Stroll and Sergey Sirotkin could drive.

“From my side I had quite a clear idea of what the car does, and where we have to work on it,” he told reporters this afternoon. “I thought the drivers could benefit more from being in the car to try to prepare better for Australia.”

And how competitive will the Williams be in the season opener?

“I have a good idea, I think, of what is going on,” Kubica said. “But things can change quickly, and so it is just too early. It is the very early stage of the new car. Australia is knocking on the door, and shortly we will be there, and then everybody will get good answers because in the end once you are in qually you give it everything. So we will see.”

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Who's on the track? Anyone. Nope. Not at the moment. They better not be eating.