Postpublished at 14:13 Greenwich Mean Time 14 February 2015
When Italy arrived at Twickenham in 2009, coach Nick Mallet had to work out a solution to having all three scrum-halves injured.
He opted to stick Mauro Bergamasco, usually a flanker, at nine. It was a total car-crash.
The sort of performance that reminds you what a difference 20-odd years of practicing your spin pass makes.
You can see the lowlights in our report on England's 36-11 win.
Mauro is safely back at six today.